Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant, dancing taco monster appears out of nowhere, ready to challenge you to a salsa dance-off! Or how about a group of angry unicorns who demand you join their sparkly rainbow parade or face their wrath?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his rule and become the new poultry ruler?
Join our server now for a wild, unpredictable, and downright absurd Minecraft experience like no other! Who needs realistic monsters when you can have a dance-off with a taco?
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where llamas rule with an iron hoof, and players can ride on the backs of giant chickens into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity. Trust us, it’s worth it!
Join us and escape the real-life craziness of managing a band, planning a music festival, and dealing with a verbally abusive husband. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build your house out of dirt or cobblestone.
Forget about being rated a 2/10 or having someone wish you’d turn around during sex – on our server, you’re a solid 11/10 and everyone wants to team up with you for epic adventures.
So come on over and leave the real world behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the madness. Plus, we have virtual cookies! (Disclaimer: virtual cookies may not actually be edible)
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can breakdance like nobody’s business.
So why waste your time traveling to boring old countries when you can join our server and experience the trip of a lifetime? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s more bananas than a monkey on a unicycle!
JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK POLITICS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
but dat ain’t all, we also got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game. we even got a dragon dat guards it, but don’t worry, he’s friendly as long as u bring him some diamonds.
oh and did i mention we have a secret portal dat takes u to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil witches? yea, it’s pretty epic.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together. trust me, u won’t regret it.
Launched on 06/14/2024! A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch.
We have a graylist, so feel free to join now and check us out. IP: play.cobbleton.com
When you are ready to gain full access, apply using the link below. Apply: https://cobbleton.com/apply
18+ applicants only please.
Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We aim for a positive and friendly atmosphere where players can enjoy building close to others without the need to worry about destruction. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience you know, but also to supplement it with extra elements that we hope will make the multiplayer experience more enjoyable for everyone who wants to play. Some of these extra additions include:
play.cobbleton.com:25578