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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2774 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
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