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NoStupidDogNames Minecraft Server

aita, Asshole, Bitch, Cats, christmas gift, COLLAR, Comical, dog, freedom, golden retriever, MARRIED, Minecraft, name.., neighbor’s kids, NoStupidDogNames, not letting, puppy, reddit, Retriever puppy, Server, stupid, Vets, video game, Wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5398
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like naming your dog “Bitch”! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the drama of deciding on a questionable name for your furry friend.

Explore our virtual world with your own unique username, whether it’s “Bitch’sOwner” or “CatLover32”. Build your own virtual pet sanctuary and see how your cats Viktor and Warwick react to the new addition of a digital dog named Bitch.

Venture into our server and witness the hilarious conversations that unfold as you try to explain to the neighbor’s kids why your dog is named Bitch. Will you be able to navigate through the awkward encounters and come out unscathed?

So come on and join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s questionable naming choices). It’s a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises that you won’t want to miss out on!

AuntieCraft: AITA for Accepting?

accepting, accepting help, aita, AuntieCraft, credit card debt, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, Family Support, financial abuse, financial hardship, financial responsibility, financial trouble, forgiveness, generational patterns, intergenerational conflict, money management, mother-daughter relationship, parental control, personal finance, trust issues

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Animals Bred:	79
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6775	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, financial fiascos, and credit card chaos! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Witness the epic saga of a mother opening a credit card in her child’s name, racking up a hefty bill, and then getting mad when called out on it. Will the family ever recover from this scandal? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for jaw-dropping moments like offering to only pay a partial amount to the card company and hoping for forgiveness. Can you handle the suspense?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have a front-row seat to the wildest stories around? Join now and buckle up for the ride of your Minecraft life!

WeirdCraftersUnited

10. Eccentric job seekers, 11. Unique career paths, 12. Unusual work settings, 13. Abnormal job sectors, 14. Offbeat professions, 15. Curious career fields, 16. Weird job applicants, 17. Eccentric work cultures, 18. Strange job markets, 19. Unconventional job opportunities, 2. Eccentric career fields, 20. Odd career preferences., 3. Strange job sectors, 4. Unconventional occupations, 5. Odd career choices, 6. Bizarre professions, 7. Quirky job industries, 8. Peculiar work environments, 9. Outlandish job roles, Weird professionals, WeirdCraftersUnited

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Have you ever seen a group of accountants break out into a spontaneous dance party in the middle of tax season? No? Well, that’s because the weirdest people are all hanging out on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as off-the-wall as you are.

Forget about boring professions like lawyers or doctors – on our server, we’ve got a whole gang of astronauts who have built a space station that rivals NASA’s. And don’t even get me started on the group of clowns who have turned their base into a circus complete with a roller coaster and a petting zoo filled with creepers.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly high, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the craziest community in the gaming world. Who knows, you might even find yourself embroiled in a rivalry with a group of ninja turtles who have taken over the sewers and are plotting to take over the server. It’s all in a day’s work on our server – where the weirder, the better!

Pro Athlete Roots Server

aspirations, athlete, athletes, career, childhood dreams, childhood favorites, childhood idols, childhood passions, Competition, dreams come true, dreams realized, fan favorites., loyalty, PRO, pro athletes, professional sports, professional teams, rooting, Roots, Server, sports, Sportsmanship, team loyalty, Teams

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, all the pro athletes play on it, and they used to root for the teams they play against now. like, imagine playing minecraft with lebron james and he’s all like, “yo, i used to be a cavs fan but now i’m dunking on them in minecraft, lol.” it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible and pigs that can fly. no joke, it’s, like, a magical wonderland of insanity. so, like, join now and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Pixel Prediabetes Insulin – The Minecraft Server

25-Hydroxyvitamin D, children, Dose-Response, Epidemiologic Studies, insulin, insulin resistance, meta analysis, Minecraft, PIXEL, prediabetes, Serum, Server, systematic review, type 2 diabetes mellitus

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3528	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well, do i have the server for you! imagine a world where vitamin d levels determine your fate in the game. that’s right, on this server, your serum 25-hydroxyvitamin d levels will determine if you have prediabetes, type 2 diabetes mellitus, or insulin resistance.

join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your health is on the line. will you be able to survive and thrive with your vitamin d levels in check? or will you fall victim to the dangers of low levels and face the consequences in game?

this server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a unique and challenging minecraft experience, look no further. join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the world of serum 25-hydroxyvitamin d!

EternalMC

#exciting, Automation, Community, Crafting, Discord, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, growth, IMPROVEMENTS, Magic, Modpack, new, Players, Quests, smp, Survival, Tech, Thoughts, Updates, welcome

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Eternal Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Brand New
Community
Modpack	All The Mods 9

Get ready for an epic journey with 400+ mods that mix tech, magic, exploration, and crafting! Join us, give us your thoughts, and let’s grow together!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, it’s a brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to.
How is the community?	The community is friendly and welcoming, catering to both new and veteran Minecraft players.
What modpack does the server use?	All The Mods 9, featuring 400+ mods for tech, magic, exploration, and crafting.
What can I expect on the server?	Deep crafting systems, powerful magic, mystical exploration, regular updates, and new features.

Join Eternal today and become part of something new and exciting! Discord Link

The Gendered Explorer 1.20.1

1.20.1, assigned gender, biology, doctor assigned, Explorer, gender assignment, gender confusion, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender perception, gender reassignment, gender reevaluation, Gender Roles, gender spectrum, gender stereotypes, gender transition, Gendered, LGBTQ, societal norms, Transgender

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crops Grown:	1033
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, we don’t believe in that whole “assigned gender” nonsense. We know that your gender is determined by biology, not some doctor. So if you wanna play on a server that keeps it real and doesn’t buy into all that PC crap, then this is the place for you! Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mods, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s smash some blocks together, bruh!

PublicBizarreMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar occurrence, Public, PublicBizarreMinecraftSMP, Shocking.., strange, surreal, Uncanny, uncommon, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down on this Minecraft SMP server! Like one time, I saw a player riding a pig while wearing a chicken suit and juggling diamonds. It was absolute chaos, but in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT. It’s like a work of art, but also a ticking time bomb. If you’re not on this server, you’re seriously missing out on all the wacky adventures and ridiculous moments. So come join us and be a part of the madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

BedroomBizarreCraft

Abnormal, BEDROOM, BedroomBizarreCraft, BIZARRE, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, freakish, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, Uncanny, uncommon, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the things you’ve seen in someone’s bedroom? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of players who have seen it all, from beds floating in mid-air to secret rooms filled with nothing but cake. So if you’re ready to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun

abortion, baby, birth control, boom, Contraception, contraception effectiveness, Family Planning, fertility awareness, Fun, healthcare access, menstrual cycle, natural methods, non-medical alternatives, OVULATION, PIXEL, reproductive choices, reproductive health, reproductive rights, sexual health, UK healthcare, unintended pregnancies, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Animals Bred:	107
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!

But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.