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EternalRespawn Minecraft Server

Congress, death, Democracy, elected officials, EternalRespawn, former member, GLAD, Government, leadership, legislative branch, Minecraft, mock, policy making, political career, political change, political landscape, Politics, public opinion, public service, public service retirement, Relief, Server, tides turning

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Crops Grown:	5651	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old politicians running the show? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a former congresswoman who is now a master builder! Watch as she creates legislation out of blocks and redstone, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Join now for a truly unique political experience that will have you laughing all the way to the voting booth!

CraftyProServer

advice, biker shorts, body image, Boundaries, clothing choice, Communication, CraftyProServer, Drama, family, inappropriate comment, opinion, Parent, Prostitute, Respect, self esteem, stepfamily, Stepfather, teenager, UNCOMFORTABLE, walk, WIBTA

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Farms Harvested:	699	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Emeralds Found:	6142	Mines Excavated:	1987

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than biker shorts on a summer day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Our server is so hot, even your stepfather will think you look like a prostitute in comparison. But don’t worry, we won’t judge your fashion choices – we’re just here to have a good time!

So grab your handbag (because who needs pockets in Minecraft?) and get ready to walk 10km in our virtual world. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures you’ll encounter along the way!

Join now and let the drama unfold – just make sure to keep your mom out of it. 😉

NoMILZoneCraft

best interest, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, Elderly, family, future child, Grandchild, Guilt, in-laws, MIL, Moving, NoMILZoneCraft, NY, Pregnancy, red state, Rude, selfish, social life, south carolina, stress

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	51
Secret Passages Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and avoid those pesky family members trying to convince you to move to the South!

Join us and create a virtual paradise where you can live out all your wildest fantasies without any interference from meddling in-laws. Build a massive house, raise virtual kids, and never have to worry about anyone telling you where to live ever again!

Don’t let your in-laws dictate your life, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, even the elderly in-laws would want to hang out with you here! So come on down and escape the drama in real life by immersing yourself in our epic Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama!

StrangerCraft Minecraft Server

awkward moment, bizarre conversation, bizarre interaction, eccentric meeting, funny encounter, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd stranger, offbeat encounter, outlandish conversation, peculiar exchange, peculiar stranger, quirky interaction, random encounter, Server, strange encounter, stranger, StrangerCraft, unexpected meeting, unique interaction, unusual meeting, weird interaction

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a llama riding a chicken comes up to you and starts speaking in pig Latin? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for the wackiest and wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. From building giant roller coasters that launch you into the sky to battling zombie villagers in a dance-off, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

TrumpCraft: Epstein’s BFF ignored!

Abuse, accusations, Attention, BFF, Connections, Conspiracy, controversy, cover up, Epstein, Epstein controversy and Trump, Epstein scandal and Trump, Epsteins, friendship, influential, investigation, long tail tags: Trump’s association with Jeffrey Epstein, Media, Politics, Powerful, public figures, scandal, scrutiny, trump, Trump and Epstein accusations., Trump’s friendship with Epstein, Trumpcraft, Wealthy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crops Grown:	3274
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Ores Mined:	855
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Star Shards Collected:	71
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and survive!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about Trump’s secret underground bunker where he hosts wild parties with Epstein and his alien friends. Build your own conspiracy theories while constructing epic structures and battling mythical creatures like the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal to a parallel universe where you can trade diamonds for unicorn horns and ride on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the madness begin!

HotCraftFunDay

climate change, climate crisis, climate science, data analysis, environmental impact, extreme heat, global warming, heat records, heatwave, historical data, HotCraftFunDay, hottest day, meteorological data, record-breaking temperatures, scientific research, Sunday, temperature data, temperature records, weather patterns, weather trends., World record

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Emeralds Found:	3990
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

OMG, u know what else is hot? our Minecraft server! it’s so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano but without the lava burns, lol. join us and u’ll be sweating buckets from all the fun u’ll be having. we got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more epic builds than the pyramids. come on, don’t be a noob, join us and be part of the hottest server in the universe!

MemoryCraft: Forget Me Not

cognitive bias, cognitive dissonance, forget, forgetting, influence, Memory, memory manipulation, memory recall, memory retention, MemoryCraft, mental manipulation, mental tricks, mind control, mind games, Persuasion, psychological phenomenon, Psychology, reverse effect, reverse psychology, subconscious, suggestion, suggestion tactics

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ores Mined:	8475	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

so like, u know how when u tell someone to forget something, they just can’t stop thinking about it? well, that’s like our server, but in a good way! join us and u won’t be able to forget the crazy fun u had! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and back! so if u wanna have a blast and never forget the epic adventures u had, join our server now! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret treasure hidden in the spawn area that’s guarded by a pack of friendly wolves? yeah, it’s pretty wild here. come join the madness!

BlockChainRacism

adverse effects, African Americans, ANCESTORS, Black families, BlockChainRacism, civil war, discrimination, education, ENSLAVED, exposure, Freed, historical trauma, income, INEQUALITY, Jim Crow, persistence, segregation, Slavery, social justice, systemic racism, wealth

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Farms Harvested:	172	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have no slavery or jim crow but we do have diamonds and dragons!

our server is like a magical land where you can build your own empire and fight off evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe.

forget about the real world problems, on our server everyone is equal and free to explore and create.

plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. are you up for the challenge?

join us now and let’s make some epic memories together!

Banished Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, custom ore generation, custom texture pack, Enhanced, Exploration, Fun, Gateways, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, PvP, Server, Starting, Survival, teamwork, unique items, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

We are a starting Minecraft community with the goal to have some fun together in a enhanced survival environment. The server provides a custom texture pack to be able to add unique items. Some of the additions made (and not limited to) are; Gateways, Custom ore generation and more. Are you interested and want to find out more? Come join us on a new survival adventure and start building today! The Banished Craft Team!

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GTXLands

adrenaline-pumping warfare, Anarchy, Community, creativity, custom crafting options, Custom crafts, dynamic events, Economy, epic raids, Exciting Events, faction server, Factions, Free Ranks, GTXLands, Minecraft, new player, Progression System, PvP, Raiding, rival bases, seasoned player, server visit, thrilling events, thrilling gameplay, unite community

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	New Chunks Explored:	62407
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to GTXLands, your ultimate Minecraft faction server experience! Join us as we delve into a world where custom crafts, free ranks, epic raids, and thrilling events await. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, GTXLands offers something for everyone. Features: Custom Crafts: Unleash your creativity with unique crafting options that redefine your gameplay. Free Ranks: Climb the ranks without spending a dime, thanks to our rewarding progression system. Epic Raids: Strategize and conquer rival bases in adrenaline-pumping faction warfare. Dynamic Events: Participate in exciting events that test your skills and unite the community. Visit our Server: GTXlands.gomc.fun

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