join dis server and u will be transported to a wacky world where ocean biology is runnin’ wild! forget about boring ol’ CO2 control, here we got dolphins doin’ the cha-cha with jellyfish and seaweed throwin’ the sickest parties in town.
if u don’t join dis server, CO2 levels will rise like a rocket ship on steroids, but don’t worry, land will come to the rescue and absorb some carbon like a sponge on steroids. but wait, there’s more! the ocean here is so warm and abiotic that it’s like a sauna on steroids, weakenin’ future uptake like a boss.
so come on down to dis server and experience the craziest ocean biology adventure of your life! who needs reality when u got dolphins doin’ the cha-cha?