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Back in my day

abilities faded, abilities waned, abilities weakened, aging, capabilities lost, changes, Day, growing older, LIMITATIONS, limitations of time, no longer capable, past abilities, past accomplishments, past capabilities, past talents, physical limitations, restrictions, skills deteriorated, skills diminished, skills lost, talents forgotten

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6122	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4706	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Remember the good old days when you could ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that glorious moment over and over again! Join us for the chance to ride pigs, chickens, and even llamas off the tallest cliffs without a care in the world. Who needs a parachute when you have a trusty farm animal to cushion your fall? Don’t miss out on the adrenaline rush of a lifetime – join our server now and start living on the edge (literally)!

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP – 404NotFound

404NotFound, 86523367, Crafty, Generate, list, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, Steves, tags

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with zombie pigmen. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Herder who only speaks in puns and Sally the Creeper who loves to break out into spontaneous dance numbers. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Mom’s + Sis’s Big Day – Not My Scene!

acceptance, big, burial plans, Day, family acceptance, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family photos, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, half siblings, moms, refusal, Scene, sibling relationship, siss, stepfamily, Wedding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	69	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Items Found:	2186	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s family situation.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. Just like how this player’s parents never blended their families, we don’t blend biomes – each player gets their own unique territory to build and explore.

Forget about sharing a bedroom – on our server, you can build your dream house without any interference from pesky siblings. And don’t worry about being left out of family photos, because in our world, the only thing that matters is your creativity and imagination.

So come join us on our server, where you can bury your past and start fresh in a world where the only limit is your own imagination. Who needs a spot in a grave when you can have a spot in our Minecraft server? It’s time to block out the drama and craft your own story!

IgnoresLifeAdviceMC SMP

Decision making, growth mindset., ignored advice, IgnoresLifeAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life choices, life journey, life lessons, mindset, moving forward, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, wisdom

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	208	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of listening to boring life advice that you never follow anyways? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where the only advice you’ll get is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat! Ignoring this advice will result in being banished to the land of noobs, where you’ll be forced to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe for eternity. So come join us for some wacky adventures and ridiculous challenges that will make you question your sanity!

MineCraftyBliss

definition of happiness, Happiness, happiness concept, happiness contentment, happiness definition, happiness emotions, happiness fulfillment, happiness gratitude, happiness joy, happiness life, happiness love, happiness meaning, happiness mindset, happiness peace, happiness perspective, happiness philosophy, happiness positivity, happiness satisfaction, happiness success, happiness well-being, MineCraftyBliss

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Gods Slained:	0
Farms Harvested:	325	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Happiness is finding a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the joy of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your dream castle out of enchanted cheese blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar. Come join us and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Ender Dragons). Happiness awaits you on our server – come find it!

TaiwanCraft75: Xi’s Reunification!

75th birthday, Beijing, chinese communist party, Chinese foreign policy, Chinese nationalism, Chinese politics, Chinese President, Chinese reunification, Chinese sovereignty, Communist China, cross-strait relations, cross-strait tensions, mainland china, One China policy, reunification, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanCraft75, Xi Jinping, XIS

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	0

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is as epic as xi’s vow to reunify china and taiwan? well now u can, cuz our server is lit af. we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of xi himself riding a dragon made out of diamonds.

join us on the eve of communist china’s 75th birthday and be part of the most epic celebration ever. we’ll have fireworks, parades, and even a reenactment of xi’s historic speech where he declared his intention to bring taiwan back into the fold.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be part of history in the making. xi would want u to.

Stem Cell Craft: Bone Marrow Edition

Bone, Cell, Craft, Edition, Marrow, STEM

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

yo, dis server is like dat stem cell study but for minecraft! join us and adapt to our crazy immune system of fun and games! reduce da risk of boredom rejection and come play with us! we got bone marrow transplants of excitement and treatment of lame servers. leukemia of laughter and blood diseases of adventure! join now and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever!

20 in 2024 Minecraft Server

20 year old, 2024.., BIZARRE, clown hat, Creative, dream, FANTASY, Future, futuristic, imagination, Imaginative, Minecraft, odd, Prophecy, Server, surreal, Unique, vision, WHIMSICAL, young adult

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	190
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only dress code is a clown hat and nothing else! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the year 2024, a group of Minecraft players decided to create a server unlike any other. They wanted a place where players could let loose, be silly, and wear clown hats while building epic creations. And thus, our server was born!

Join us for epic build battles where the only rule is to build something ridiculous and hilarious. Explore our custom-made mini-games like Clown Hat Hide and Seek, where players must find each other in a sea of clown hats. And don’t forget about our weekly clown hat fashion shows, where players can show off their most outrageous clown hat creations.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the joy of being 20 in the year 2024, where a clown hat and nothing else fits quite well!

SMP: Crafting Chaos in Minecraft SMP

cease and desist, Chaos, copyright infringement, Crafting, game design, game development, Gaming Community, gaming industry, id software, infringement claims, intellectual property, intellectual property rights, lawsuit, legal action, legal consequences, legal dispute, legal repercussions, legal team, metroid prime, Minecraft, Nintendo, smp, video game titles, video games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the thrill of risking a lawsuit from Nintendo for copyright infringement! Our server is so wild, we’ve already got id Software in hot water for using the first person view from Metroid Prime. But hey, who cares about legal troubles when you can build giant pixel art statues of Mario and Luigi fighting off creepers? Come join us for a chance to be part of a real-life courtroom drama, all in the name of blocky fun!

WholesomeCraft SMP

Community, compassion, Connection, Empathy, Generosity, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Kindness, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, well-being, Wholesome, WholesomeCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchantments Applied:	173
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wholesome that the creepers have been replaced with fluffy bunnies that give you hugs instead of exploding. Join us and experience the joy of planting flowers with skeletons, having tea parties with zombies, and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wholesomeness consume you!

BlockLifeTips

advice, BlockLifeTips, Experience, fulfillment, Gratitude, guidance, Happiness, inspiration, lessons, Life, Living, Mentorship, mindfulness, mindset, motivation, personal growth, perspective, positivity, Reflection, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” or “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some truly wild advice!

Join our server and you’ll receive life-changing tips like “ride a pig off a cliff for good luck” or “only eat golden apples for ultimate power”. Our players have reported feeling more adventurous, more daring, and definitely more confused after following our advice.

So if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally, if you follow our pig-riding advice), then come join us on our server for a truly insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience!