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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5079 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just building ur lil house and mining ur lil diamonds and stuff, right? well, imagine if u could also prevent gum disease and strokes at the same time!! like, how crazy is that??
on this server, we got this magic potion that not only gives u superpowers in the game but also makes ur teeth sparkle like diamonds and keeps ur gums healthy af. so, like, u can be slaying zombies and creepers while also preventing gum disease. like, who else can say that??
and get this, if u join our server, u get a chance to win a trip to the moon in real life!! yeah, u heard me right. we got this secret warp portal that takes u straight to the moon where u can mine moon rocks and build a moon base. it’s outta this world, literally!!
so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, prevent gum disease, and win a trip to the moon, then u gotta join our server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!!
