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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2580 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2885 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
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