Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow? You can do that here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
But beware, we have a strict no sparkledogs (MLP) policy, because we’re all about the truly bizarre and unique creatures. From dragons to werewolves to robots, we’ve got it all. And if less than two people complain about your post, it’s totally okay!
Join us for a wild ride filled with gory dragon marine and xenomorph stories, dragon slit play adventures, and even a Skyrim modding Rentry for all your monstrous needs. Our community is chill, creative, and always up for a good laugh.
So come on in, grab your weird dick (or other overlooked assortment) and let’s build something truly out of this world in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even encounter a sparkledog trying to sneak in, but don’t worry, we’ll send them packing with a roar!
Join us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about including anyone else – unless, of course, you want to! You can elope with your in-game partner, explore new destinations, and create your own epic wedding without any interference from overbearing family members.
Forget about being called a selfish bitch – on our server, you have the right to be as selfish as you want! So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because the only drama here is the kind you create for yourself. See you in the game!
🎨🍪🏀📝 From painting to baking to basketball, we’ve got it all on our server! And don’t worry, no one will tell you that your creations are garbage or burnt. In fact, we encourage you to let your creativity run wild! 🎨🍪🏀📝
💃🤸♀️💅 Ever wanted to try ballet or gymnastics? How about mastering the art of hairstyling and nail design? On our server, you can explore all of your interests without anyone telling you that you’re too stupid or that your designs are ugly. In fact, we think you’re a creative genius! 💃🤸♀️💅
🚀🔬📚 And if you’ve ever dreamed of pursuing a career in cardiovascular medicine or engineering, we say go for it! No one here will ever doubt your abilities or tell you that writing doesn’t pay enough. In fact, we believe in you and your potential to achieve greatness! 🚀🔬📚
Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. We promise you’ll have a blast and discover a whole new world of possibilities! 😉✨ #NoMoreEmptyShell #MinecraftMagic
But beware, if you do anything unattractive like building a dirt house or wearing mismatched armor, our resident fashion police will come after you with their diamond swords! So join our server now and let your inner beauty shine through in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world? yeah, u heard me right. these chickens are no joke. they’ve got plans to infect every player with a virus that turns them into…chickens. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yep, that’s right. u gotta build bridges and ladders just to get around. it’s like a real-life game of parkour, but with more explosions and lava.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful of those sneaky chickens…they’re always watching.
| IP Address | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Supported Versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions of Minecraft are supported? | The server supports versions 1.9 – 1.21. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place. |