OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho
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CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

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Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server
u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history! -
GazaCraft: Rescuing Yazidi Women
yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got Israel out here rescuing Yazidi women from Gaza like it’s no big deal. this server is so lit, we got ISIS trying to kidnap people but Israel swoops in like a superhero and saves the day. join now to witness the craziest rescues and adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. #IsraelSavesTheDay #MinecraftHeroes -
GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi
come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes -
Alien Pets Vet Abduction
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where pets are the rulers and humans are their loyal subjects. like, the pets have built this epic kingdom with giant bones and catnip fields and stuff. and, like, the humans have to do all the grunt work like mining diamonds and building houses for the pets. but, like, the pets are super chill and give out belly rubs and treats as rewards. it’s, like, the ultimate role reversal, man. join this server if you want to experience life as a pet in a world where humans are the underlings. it’s like being abducted and probed by aliens, but in a totally fun and non-invasive way. come join the madness, dude. -
HamasCraft: No Pointing to Jews!
so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun! -
GoldbergCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Hersh Goldberg-Polin as one of our players! He be buildin’ epic structures and takin’ on creepers like a boss. But watch out, cuz he also be gettin’ kidnapped by zombies and endermen in Gaza! Join now to help rescue him and his fellow hostages while buildin’ the craziest world ever seen in Minecraft history. Let’s show those zombies who’s boss! -
HamasHostageRescueCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we recover bodies of hostages held by creepers, zombies, and skeletons! we even saved an american citizen from the evil clutches of herobrine! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we fight off the forces of darkness and rescue those in need. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players! come join the fun and be a hero in our world of blocky madness!
