Abdominal Muscles MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Abs for All Server

strength training, family pack, ripped abs, core strength, Exercise

come join our server where everyone has abs, but not just any abs, we’re talking 6 pack, 8 pack, or even the elusive family pack abs! why settle for just a regular old 6 pack when you can have a whole family pack of abs on our server?

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and crafting tables instead of clowns and elephants.

want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a sword made of pure obsidian? well, you can do that on our server!

plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help you out, whether you’re a noob or a seasoned pro. so come join us and experience the craziest, most abs-tastic Minecraft server around!

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FartCraft: The Great Mystery

Great, FartCraft, digestive system, sphincter muscles, bowel control

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

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CraftyWorlds

CraftyWorlds

Looking for a new place to call home in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We offer a virtual country where you can build your dream house, start a farm, and even run for president (yes, we have elections)!

Join us and experience the thrill of living in a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our virtual currency is made of chocolate coins, so you can literally eat your way to riches.

So why settle for boring old real life when you can escape to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft country? Join now and start your crazy new life today!

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GazaCollabPurge Minecraft Server

international law, Terrorism, human rights violations, GazaCollabPurge, Minecraft

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot alleged ‘collaborators’ just like Hamas in Gaza!!! 😂😂😂 we got the craziest pvp battles and insane storylines that will have you laughing your blocky head off!!! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!!! 🤪🔫🤣 #minecraftmadness #shootemup #crazyfun

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GazaCraft Hostage Swap

News, Israel, hostage situation, Release, international relations

come join our minecraft server, where even israeli hostages are having a blast in gaza city square! join in on the fun and maybe you’ll get handovered some epic loot too! who knew being held captive could be so much fun in the world of blocks and creepers? come build your own escape tunnel and see if you can outsmart your captors in this wacky and wild server adventure! sign up now and let the chaos begin!

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/FREE, OPENING, PVP BOXING, ANARCHY IS WAITING FOR YOU Minecraft server

PvP, Personal, Waiting, Server, free

The owner of the server “FREE OPENING BOXING PVP ANARCHY IS WAITING FOR YOU” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Lost Explorer’s Quest 1.21.3

ALERT, Police, Help, wanted, SUSPECT

Oh my god, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! This dude is like, missing or something, but who cares when you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds, am I right?

Plus, there’s like, a mystery to solve or something, but who cares about that when you can ride pigs and fight off creepers with your bare hands?

Join now for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality and maybe even find that missing dude along the way. Or not, who knows? Just join already!

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BlockyBedroom Minecraft Server

UNCOMFORTABLE, duplex, Boundaries, privacy, arguments

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life roommate situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness that will make you forget all about thin walls and loud roommates.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors overhearing your every move. No more awkward encounters or uncomfortable situations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And if you ever need a break from building, you can join in on epic quests and battles with other players. Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with your new virtual besties, all while laughing and having a blast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to awkward roommate moments forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to stay away. 😉

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TrustCraft: AITA Hub

TrustCraft, Insecurity, relationship struggles, relationship advice, emotional turmoil

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most thrilling and mysterious experience of your life!

Imagine a world where your fellow players are acting suspiciously, hiding their phones like they’re hiding a treasure map to the lost city of Atlantis. Witness drama unfold as players try to cover up their shady activities, like scrolling through mysterious text threads and grabbing their junk for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering secrets and solving mysteries as you navigate through the twisted relationships of long-time married couples. Will you choose to stay and work things out, or will you pack up and leave in search of greener pastures?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and naked firewood gathering at 2AM. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else!

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CraftyHealthHacks

healthy habits, Relaxation, Sleep, physical activity, holistic health

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with a magical potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the pixelated skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots (because who doesn’t love a good carrot, am I right?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you in this pixelated wonderland!

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