abdominal body fat Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Pudge Palace

abdominal body fat, BMI, body composition, Body Mass Index, Body roundness index, bri, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, fat distribution, health, health assessment, height, metabolic health, new study, obesity, obesity measurement, Palace, PIXEL, proportion of body fat, Pudge, risk prediction, visceral fat, waist circumference

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
New Chunks Explored:	891558	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Animals Bred:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Towns Built:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	110	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6122
Buildings Constructed:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
New Chunks Explored:	473997	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5088
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1044
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!