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OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	172
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ores Mined:	3650
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Farms Harvested:	961
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2806
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	91
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!