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ShowerFirstOrBust

apartment, bathroom, CAR, Communication, dialogue, diet, emergency, Food, Friends, Frustrated, impolite, lack of manners, Manners, mealtime, peepee, periods, Rent, rent payment, roommate etiquette, shower, ShowerFirstOrBust

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Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

Cinema, Climax, ending, film, Finale, jaw-dropping, Movie, movie climax, movie ending, movie twist, MovieTwistMinecraftSMP, plot twist, shock, Shocking.., Surprise, surprise ending, Twist, twist ending, unexpected, unexpected ending, Unpredictable

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

Community, Cosmetics, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, fullon, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Protection, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, smp, Summer event, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Whitelist, wow

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Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Founded on: April 14, 2023
Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Primary Language: English
Server Leadership: International, with German players

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft?	Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
Is the server active and long-term?	Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
Are there any upcoming events or updates?	Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.

WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Conflict, conspiracy theories, cultural tensions, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, Global Issues, History, Holocaust, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, persecution, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, violence, WarCraftJewels, Wars

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”

Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).

KindCraft SMP – Be Kind to Each Other

acceptance, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Harmony, Humanity, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, love, oneness, Peace, Respect, smp, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we are all one big dysfunctional family! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon. – Our admin is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a diamond block with a flick of his wand. – If you join, you’ll be gifted a pet creeper that only explodes on command. It’s the perfect way to prank your friends! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into the belly of a giant lava monster. Don’t worry, it’s friendly. – Our server currency is actually emerald-encrusted golden carrots. Who needs diamonds when you can have blinged-out veggies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and plenty of laughs along the way!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?

Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Potions Brewed:	78	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

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ShowerFirstOrBust

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MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

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Block Breakup Blunders

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BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

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Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

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LoveCraftedBrains

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Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

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Minecraft Server Overview

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KindCraft SMP – Be Kind to Each Other

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PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	181
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10