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MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

CreeperCruncher42

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCruncher42, culinary delights, DELICIOUS, Dining, eating habits, favorite dish, Food, foodie, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, munching., nutrition, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, yum

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Dragons Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Emeralds Found:	8212
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	1395
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	80
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

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MineSkillz10YearsAgo

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TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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CakeWarsCraft

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HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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CreeperCruncher42

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Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Towns Built:	6

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crops Grown:	8636	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Star Shards Collected:	169	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dimension Hops:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7