Abdicate Minecraft Servers

Abdicate Minecraft Servers

  • EzGiveUp Minecraft Server

    EzGiveUp Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 996
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Crops Grown: 7802 Dimension Hops: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to give up anything ever again! We have magical potions that make you immune to hunger, so you can feast on unlimited virtual cake all day long. Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the art of bacon magic. So come join us and say goodbye to giving up anything ever again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!

    Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 8652
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 151 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Dimension Hops: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2017 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero famous mathematicians but 52% of the players are women! Why join? Well, because our server is like a math class gone wild – equations flying everywhere, mobs solving for x, and creepers trying to calculate the square root of boom!

    But don’t worry, our female players are here to show those numbers who’s boss. They’ll build the most epic structures, mine the rarest ores, and slay dragons with their mathematical prowess. Who needs famous mathematicians when you have a squad of badass gamers who can calculate the trajectory of a TNT blast in their sleep?

    So come join us on our server and be part of a gaming community where women rule and numbers drool. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret formula for infinite diamonds! (Hint: it involves a lot of mining and a little bit of luck)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

    Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 6906
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Votes: 349
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Tears

    Crafty Tears
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 3004
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

    AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 8797
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2805 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Coomer’s Craze

    Blocky Coomer’s Craze
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9688
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 828
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

    Reasons to join:

    • Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
    • Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
    • Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

    Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

    DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2166
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

    AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6053
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

    Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

    But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

    So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

    God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1511
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 828030 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

    OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 9116
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 71 Chimeras Created: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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