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GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

aid distribution, Alternatives, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, control, crisis management., gaza, GazaAidCraft, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, palestine, Peacekeeping, political intervention, regional stability, security measures, StripHamasCtrl

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ores Mined:	9712	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

collaboration, Community, Content Creator, Entertainment, Event, ever, exclusive, Gaming, Gunrun, Invitation, Live streaming, Minecraft, more, Needed, Needs, ONLINE, opportunity, Partnership, Server, Streamer, twitch, virtual, vshojo

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Votes:	5940	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4790

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	7815	Chimeras Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

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SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4824	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350
Dragon Eggs Found:	5411	Void Armor Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	2408	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?