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Oh no, Trump bros Minecraft SMP

ABC News, bros, Buy Hair, commentary, controversy, criticism, Disaster, hair, inappropriate, Little Black Girl, Minecraft, Outrage, Politics, president, public appearance, racism, racist, smp, social media, trump, Trump Bros, Video, weeks

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as Trump trying to buy a little girl’s hair? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even Trump himself would feel right at home. Join us for a chance to witness crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and maybe even a hair-selling scandal or two. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the madness in-game? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

WhaleRescueCraft Minecraft Server

ABC News, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, conservation, environmental activism, environmental news, fishing gear, Gippsland coast, humpback whale, humpback whale rescue, marine conservation, marine life, Minecraft, Ocean, rescuers, rope, sea creatures, Server, TANGLED, WhaleRescueCraft, wildlife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Players Killed by Monsters:	1821	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue humpback whales tangled in 800kg of rope and fishing gear! we are like the avengers of the sea, saving majestic creatures while also building epic structures and battling creepers. you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! plus, our underwater base is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? dive in and save some whales with us!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Buildings Constructed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Zombie Dances:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crops Grown:	7569	Animals Bred:	149
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7281
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	582265
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	9277	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!