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Abby’s Golden Shower Minecraft Server

ABBY, Abbys, accident, bathroom accident, bathroom emergency, bladder control, bladder issues, bladder problems, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, EMBARRASSMENT, Golden, Humiliation, LEAK.., Minecraft, Pee, Peeing, public urination, Server, shame, shower, urinary incontinence, wet pants, wetting herself

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Falling into the Void:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never speak of Abby’s unfortunate accident. But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter here!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers for their next fashion project. Or how about participating in our annual pig racing competition, where the fastest pig gets crowned as the new king of the server?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with talking dolphins and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for treasure. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where the trees have a mind of their own and will only let you pass if you can solve their riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember, what happens on the server stays on the server (especially when it comes to Abby’s bladder control issues).

SilentCraft: Noisy Jobs Edition

communication-free tasks, Edition, Jobs, noise regulations, noise restrictions, noise-free professions, noiseless job duties, noiseless jobs, noiseless work, Noisy, quiet careers, quiet job environments, quiet professions, quiet work settings, silent industries, silent job requirements, silent job responsibilities, silent jobs, silent occupations, silent tasks, silent work, silent workplace, SilentCraft, soundless work environment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where silence is golden…literally! On this server, every job has to be done in complete silence or else you risk waking up the Ender Dragon who is a total diva and hates noise.

Imagine trying to mine for diamonds without making a peep or building a giant castle without uttering a single word. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode while trying to sneak past a creeper with a bad case of indigestion.

But fear not, for those brave enough to join this server will be rewarded with the rarest loot and the chance to be crowned the Silent Champion of Minecraft. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the quietest Minecraft server in existence!

K-PopCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, arms control, arms deal, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KpopCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Ukraine, weapons trade

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	80	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where south korea and russia are like, total frenemies and stuff. they’re always at each other’s throats, but in a funny way, ya know? and then outta nowhere, north korea swoops in and is all like, “hey guys, let’s make a deal!” and south korea is like, “nah bro, we ain’t about that life.” but then russia is all, “yeah, let’s do it!” and south korea is like, “oh heck no, we’re gonna arm ukraine now!”

and that’s basically the vibe of this minecraft server. it’s all about crazy alliances, epic battles, and just straight up chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but one thing’s for sure: you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of kim jong-un riding a unicorn. no joke. so come on over and let’s start some virtual drama, baby!

ChatCraftEU

Censorship, Chat Control, ChatCraftEU, civil liberties, communication platforms, Data Protection, digital privacy, EU Council, european union, government intervention., internet regulation, legislation, messaging apps, online monitoring, online safety, policy decision, political controversy, privacy rights, social media, Vote, withdrawn

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

So, like, this server is so lit that even the EU Council was like “nah, we can’t handle this level of awesomeness.” They tried to vote on Chat Control, but then they were like “wait, we can’t control the madness that happens on this server.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Chat Control when you can have Chat Insanity? Let’s break all the rules and have a blast together. EU Council can’t handle us, but you can. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!

NoParentingAllowedMC

absentee father, absentee mother, absentee parenting, child support, co parenting, family dynamics, family relationships, legal guardianship, non-custodial parent, non-residential parent, NoParentingAllowedMC, parental involvement, parental obligations, parental recognition, parental responsibilities, parental rights, parenting, parenting roles, recognition, RESPONSIBILITY, shared custody

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Animals Bred:	196	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	33
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so, like, you know those people who wanna be like, parents but don’t wanna actually parent? well, this server is perfect for them! you can like, build a whole village and be the mayor without actually having to deal with any kids. it’s like, the ultimate fantasy for lazy parents who just wanna chill and play minecraft all day. come join us and live out your dream of being a parent without any of the actual responsibility. it’s like, the best of both worlds, man.

ChatCraft: Transmitting Knowledge

brain activity, ChatCraft, cognitive development., cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Communication, communication skills, complex thought, cultural evolution, cultural knowledge, Human Behavior, human evolution, knowledge, Language, language evolution, linguistic anthropology, modern humans, neuroscience, recent study, study, symbolic thought, thinking, Transmitting

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3486

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, this server is like no other, man. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right, creepers with a sense of humor.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever see. we’re talking diamonds that sparkle so bright, they blind you for a second. but don’t worry, we also have sunglasses for sale in our virtual shop.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s real, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. but be careful, there are traps set by evil villagers who are jealous of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience a world like no other. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our virtual cookies are to die for.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards God, anger towards religion, atheism, blasphemy, disbelief, DivineCraft, Frustration, Minecraft, questioning faith, rejection, religious abuse, religious disillusionment, religious guilt, religious hypocrisy, religious trauma, religious trauma recovery, Server, spiritual awakening, spiritual crisis, spiritual growth, spiritual healing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!

MineCash Minecraft Server

2017, 2024.., accredited investor, Claim, donate money, free tokens, Give us money, incomprehensible, ipo, Jump through hoops, MineCash, Minecraft, opaque, qualify, Server, Tokens, unspecified number, wallets

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Towns Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Alien Abductions:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DadGoneWillCrazy

bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, custody, DadGoneWillCrazy, Decision making, Divorce, family, financial compensation, Grandparents, Inheritance, loyalty, mistreatment, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, Support, Trauma

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a soap opera.

Need a break from family feuds and step-sibling drama? Our server is the perfect escape! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the ultimate family showdowns?

So come on down to our server and leave your family drama at the door. With more plot twists than a Shakespearean tragedy, you’ll never want to log off!

KidToAdult Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, aging, aspirations, childhood dreams, Desires, disappointments, dreams, Expectations, FANTASY, growing up, KidToAdult, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Priorities, reality check, Server, Toys, wish list, Wishes, wishes come true, wishes unfulfilled

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Remember when you used to dream about living in a world made entirely of candy and having a pet dragon that could shoot fireworks out of its nose? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you do all that and more!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden bacon, battle evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword, and build a mansion out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and zombie DJs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Breakups, catfish, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cyber relationships, dating apps, digital love, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, internet, long distance, love, online communication, online connections, online dating, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Trust, virtual dating

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Animals Bred:	20

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies online? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your virtual soulmate! Our players have found love in the most unexpected places, from building a castle together to battling it out in epic PvP matches. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed by your side? Join our server today and swipe right on adventure!