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PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ores Mined:	5899
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2571	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Potions Brewed:	80
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Towns Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Towns Built:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2023 – The Blocky Check-In

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Team Rocket EditionOP Template server where you can live out your wildest Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fantasies.

Ever wanted to be like Charlie and rehabilitate demons in Hell? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or maybe you’re more of a Blitzo type, running your own assassin business in the fiery depths of the underworld. With your trusty weapons specialist Moxxie, bruiser Millie, and receptionist hellhound Loona by your side, anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane storylines, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of rabid ghasts. Join us for a chance to experience Hell like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our Hellish Minecraft world. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, babysitting responsibilities, blended family issues, boundaries with family, co-parenting struggles, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family resentment, Family Support, generational differences, parenting roles, refusing to help family, sibling rivalry, step-parenting challenges, stepfamily dynamics, stepsibling relationships

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, complete with a stepdad who expects you to call him “dad” but you just can’t bring yourself to do it. And don’t forget the stepsister who won’t let you near her baby but expects you to babysit on weekdays after school. It’s a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than an episode of Jerry Springer, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play Minecraft on our server and escape into a world of chaos and ridiculousness? Don’t be the odd one out, come join the madness today!

PixelPerfect SMP: Booty Blocks

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, the most attractive feature on a person is definitely their ability to build a house that doesn’t look like a pile of dirt blocks stacked on top of each other! We’ve had some real winners come through here with houses that look like they were designed by a blind Enderman with no sense of style.

But hey, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to show off your building skills and impress everyone with your architectural prowess. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of that special someone who can’t resist a good cobblestone castle.

So come on over and join us for some blocky shenanigans and maybe even find love in a world made of cubes. Just watch out for those creepers, they’re known for blowing up relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

CheaterCraft: The Love Block Betrayal

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4604	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	77	Players Killed by Monsters:	4622
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of dating cheaters in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only cheating you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is filled with players who are loyal to their virtual partners and will never break your heart (or steal your loot). Plus, we have a special “Cheater Island” where all the unfaithful players are banished to live out their days in shame. So come join us for a drama-free dating experience and build your perfect virtual relationship without any sneaky surprises!

CraftyMicroMania

control issues, CraftyMicroMania, distrust, employee management., employee monitoring, Employee morale, Employee turnover, Helicopter bosses, leadership, leadership style, Lower productivity, management style, Mediocrity, Micromanagement effects, micromanaging, Staff disengagement, talent retention, toxic work culture, trust issues, work environment, workplace culture

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we DONT micromanage you like those lame bosses do! we let you do your own thang and build the most epic creations without someone breathing down your neck!

we aint about that life of distrust and low productivity, we all about FUN and building cool stuff together! no turnover here, just a bunch of awesome peeps hanging out and creating amazing things!

so if you wanna escape the micromanagers and helicopter bosses of the real world, come join us and let your creativity run wild! we promise you wont regret it, unless you hate fun and epicness, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates fun and epicness?! not us, that’s for sure!