Yo, you ever tried to live in a abandoned building in Minecraft? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, MAN. Zombies be creepin’ up on you, skeletons shootin’ arrows at your butt, and don’t even get me started on them creepers blowin’ up your crib. But fear not, because on our server, you can live in luxury! We got diamond blocks for walls, emerald floors, and a pool filled with lava for that extra spicy touch. Join us and say goodbye to those dingy old buildings, and hello to the lap of luxury! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now and start living your best blocky life!
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AbandonedCraft: No Squatters Allowed!
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RL1 Boss Beater Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the boss fights are so epic that even Malenia herself would be shaking in her pixelated boots! Picture this: you’ve conquered RL1 and mastered every move possible, but can you handle the ultimate challenge awaiting you on our server? Join us and prove that you have what it takes to defeat the most fearsome foes in all of Minecraft! Who needs Malenia when you have our insane boss battles waiting for you? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – if you dare!
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Minecraft SMP: Mahoako Madness
#fangirling, Anime, Anime Community, character analysis, cute, fan theories, friendship, Gushing, Kawaii, Korisu, madness, magical girl genre, Magical Girls, Magical powers, magical wand, MahoAko, Manga, Minecraft, Obsession, smp, sparkles, teamwork, transformation sequencesWelcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Korisu!Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling pranks on each other left and right.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking parrots who give out valuable loot. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Korisu and have the power to banish anyone to the Nether realm for eternity.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Korisu and embrace the madness! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question why you ever thought playing on a normal Minecraft server was a good idea.
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VomCraft LOLZ
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.
Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP
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Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!
So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!
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Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!
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DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem
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come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!
our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.
so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
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CraftyLanguageDNA
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come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!
we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!
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“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀
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Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone
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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!
But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.
Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?
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Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!
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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!
And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!