Aanysa Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
New Chunks Explored:	473855	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Towns Built:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	8427
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crops Grown:	2311	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	241035
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7918

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeperCafe

affordable dining, affordable recipes, bargain bites, best meal, budget meal ideas, budget-friendly meal, cheap eats, cheapest meal, cost-effective dishes, CraftyCreeperCafe, economical food, economical meals, frugal eating, inexpensive cuisine, low-budget cooking, low-cost meal, money-saving meals, penny-pinching dishes, thrifty dining, value meals, wallet-friendly dining

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!