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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6221 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!