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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2356 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 91 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1574 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?