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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7880 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 187 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.