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Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8275	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

MomTrustIssuesCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, clothing donations, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional boundaries, emotional distress, emotional reactions, family conflict, gift giving, household items, material possessions, MomTrustIssuesCraft, mother-daughter relationships, parent-child dynamics, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, trust issues, wrestling fandom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3442
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Runes Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t secretly donate your items without your consent? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never sneak into your virtual inventory and give away your precious diamonds or enchanted gear.

Just like this player’s mom, we understand the importance of respecting your belongings and not randomly getting rid of them. Imagine logging in to find all your hard-earned loot gone because someone decided they didn’t like it anymore – not on our server!

We guarantee that your virtual wardrobe will stay intact, and you can trust us to never pull a sneaky move like this player’s mom. So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where your items are always safe and sound. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CovCraft: The Quarantine Chronicles

Chronicles, community spread, CovCraft, Covid-19, economic impact, effects, GLOBAL RESPONSE, health crisis, healthcare system, ISOLATION, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Misinformation, pandemic, Quarantine, remote work, social distancing, supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, vaccine distribution, virtual learning

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	59	Void Armor Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do because of COVID-19? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the pandemic madness by building your own virtual world where social distancing doesn’t exist and masks are only worn by creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the fun and had to stay away. Rumor has it that the virus tried to log on, but got banned for griefing other players’ builds. Now it’s just lurking in the shadows, jealous of all the laughter and joy happening on our server.

So come on over and join the party! Build giant toilet paper statues, have socially distanced dance parties, and fight off zombie viruses with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs the real world when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

LostLoveCraft Minecraft Server

abandoned love, broken heart, farewell forever, goodbye forever, HEARTBREAK, letting go, lost in the past, lost in time, lost love, LostLoveCraft, Love Lost, love lost forever, love never found, love never returned, memories haunt, Minecraft, moving on, never coming back, never returning, Server, she will never come back, unrequited love

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of your ex stealing all your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, she will never come back! That’s right, we have a special anti-ex feature that bans all exes from ever logging in again. So you can mine in peace without worrying about your ex ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building massive castles out of wool. Join forces with them and conquer the land with your llama army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers. Watch them bust a move to the latest hits while you gather resources in this funky new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, she will never come back!

NintenCraft Server 18046

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because 18046 Nintendo is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll receive a special power-up that lets you turn into a block of cheese whenever you want. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move.

But that’s not all – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where unicorns roam free and players can ride on the backs of dragons. Plus, we have a special mini-game where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join 18046 Nintendo today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!

LifeCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, changing mindset, Contentment, counting blessings, finding joy, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, LifeCraft, living in the moment, mindfulness, Minecraft, optimism, overcoming challenges, personal growth, perspective, positive thinking, realization, resilience, seeing the good, self reflection, Server, silver lining

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Have you ever been mining away in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s the moment you realize life isn’t so bad after all. But hey, why settle for boring old creepers when you can join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens armed with diamond swords?

Our server is like no other, with custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, secret underground cities populated by friendly zombies, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Cow, whose milk is said to grant immortality (or at least a really strong stomach).

So why wait? Join our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, adventure, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have exploding llamas and gravity-defying pigs to keep you entertained? Life may be tough, but on our server, at least you can respawn and try again.

NoPornNoCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – a love for Minecraft and a healthy obsession with watching porn!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and endless laughs as we build, explore, and maybe even sneak in a little NSFW content on the side. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our players who also enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure and some adult entertainment on the side.

So why wait? Come join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun and maybe a few surprises along the way. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on our Discord server, of course).

RainyHeatWave Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got rain for days in the south and a heat wave in the north! It’s like living in China but without the pollution and with way more creepers.

Build your own Great Wall of China to keep out the mobs, or create a panda sanctuary to protect those adorable little guys from the heat.

Join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the unpredictable weather patterns. Who needs real life when you can have all this chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get building, fam!

ModiCraft: Spygate Down Under

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Narendra Modi’s ego! We got spies, we got Sikhs, we got far-right ideologies flying around like chickens on a trampoline! It’s a wild ride, mate! So hop on and let’s see who can outbuild the Indian government’s surveillance skills! Don’t worry, we’ll keep it all in good fun… maybe.

HeartburnCraft: Where you can watch your builds go up in flame! Java 1.20.2, no resets, griefing, economy, avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Auctions, Avg, Block logging, Builds, dedicated server, Difficulty Hard, Economy, Flame, Griefing, Hate Speech, HeartburnCraft, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, watch

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Server Features	No server resets No pay-to-win perks Resource worlds Live map available Zero tolerance for hate speech Pet system Land claiming mcMMO Active economy system Marriage plugin Leaderboards
Technical Information	Server machine: Ryzen 5 5800X Server location: Virginia Runs on Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect /pl command available Difficulty: Hard Main world size: 90,000×90,000
Links	Website Discord Rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on HearthCraft.
Are there pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win perks available on the server.
Is there a world reset on the server?	No, the server will never reset its world.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the land claiming feature available on HearthCraft.
What is the server difficulty?	The server difficulty is set to Hard.
Can I teleport randomly on the server?	Yes, you can use the /wild command for random teleportation.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

black man, bros, Dad Joke, DadCraft, EATING GOOD, Father’s Day, Minecraft, politically relevant, praise, Server, sky snake, SOL BASED, unrelated

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!