A5B Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBabyBumpBluff

Advanced, aita, Conversation, CraftyBabyBumpBluff, Defensive, defensive behavior, Dialog, emotional aspect, Friend, growth curve, HUGE, inconsiderate, Miracle, miscarriage, Misinformation, outlet, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Suffering, third child, womb expansion

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy antics!

Our server is like no other, with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life drama and come join us for a hilarious and wacky time. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle with a horde of zombie chickens or teaming up with a group of llamas to take down a dragon. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the game mechanics, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves a creeper blowing up your house, then it’s fair game.

TownNameMC Server

common, common town name, every state, Familiar, familiar town name, frequent, frequently occurring town name, Popular, popular town name, recurring, recurring town name, Repetitive, Server, town name, town name in every state, TownNameMC, ubiquitous, ubiquitous town name, widespread, widespread town name

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old towns with boring old names? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageous town names you’ve ever seen! From Pizzatown to Unicornville, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a town called Banana Hammock, where the streets are lined with actual banana hammocks (don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy it). Or how about a visit to Sausage City, where every building is shaped like a giant sausage (vegetarians beware).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get access to our exclusive town, Poopsville. Yes, you read that right. Poopsville is a town made entirely out of… you guessed it, poop! But don’t worry, it’s not smelly in the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest town names you’ll ever come across. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CraftyCashWaste

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	New Chunks Explored:	463684
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4519
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless stuff in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and spend your diamonds on the most ridiculous and hilarious items you can imagine. From diamond-encrusted chicken nuggets to a pet creeper that tells dad jokes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for the Diamond Pig!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to prank unsuspecting players? Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house filled with chicken feathers and eggs. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find yourself spending your diamonds on the dumbest things you’ve ever seen!

FingerFlickerCraft

Accidents, Awareness, Body, clumsiness, Cuts, everyday actions, external stimuli, FingerFlickerCraft, Fingers, fingers brushing, hand movements, healing, injury, mindfulness, Noticing, Observation, Pain, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, small cuts, Touch

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Villages Defended:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of constantly brushing your fingers against things and getting cuts! it’s like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

imagine the adrenaline rush of trying to mine diamonds with a bandaged finger, or building a castle with a plaster on your hand.

our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little pain with their gaming experience. join now and see how long you can survive without needing a virtual first aid kit!

come on, who needs all their fingers anyway? join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your own sanity!

Lemon Cloud

Adventure, bedrock, Bungee, cloud, Cobblemon, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hub, LEMON, LemonCloud, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Other, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to LemonCloud! Our awesome gamemodes:

PrisonFactionsSkyblockSurvivalSMPCobblemon

BEDROCK IP: pmc.lemoncloud.net (Port 19132)

Join now! @IP: pmc.lemoncloud.netWebsite: www.lemoncloud.orgStore: store.lemoncloud.org

pmc.lemoncloud.net

Cove-Craft SMP: A Vanilla Server for the Whitelisted Few

Active, apply, building, Community, CoveCraft, Discord, Environment, Experience, Friends, Fun, hermitcraft, members, Pure, Redstone, rules, Server, Skilled, Small, smp, Tightknit, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Cove Craft SMP Overview

Description
Cove Craft SMP is a pure vanilla experience server with a tight-knit community focused on creating a HermitCraft environment for players to enjoy. To join, apply through Discord.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Cove Craft SMP?	To join, apply through the Discord server linked in the overview.
Are there any rules for the server?	Yes, rules are outlined on the Discord page. Players are expected to follow these rules to maintain a positive community environment.
Do I need to be skilled in building or redstone to join?	No, players of all skill levels are welcome. The focus is on having fun and making new friends while following the rules.
How many members are currently on the server?	There are around 14 members currently, with the community always open to adding more like-minded individuals.
Is the server active daily?	Yes, the server is active almost every day with members frequently online.

GoodVibesMC Server

coping mechanisms, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional stability, enjoying myself, feeling good, feeling suicidal, GoodVibesMC, Having Fun, Last Night, Loneliness, making jokes, making progress, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self loathing, self-care, self-hatred, Server, singing, suicidal thoughts, temporary happiness, wanting to die

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Emeralds Found:	8457
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those negative feelings! Our server is so fun and silly that you’ll forget all about wanting to die. We have magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and dancing creepers that will make you laugh until you cry (tears of joy, of course). So come on over and let us show you that life is worth living when you’re surrounded by pixelated awesomeness!

SnailCraft Minecraft Server – BTC 100k Challenge

100k, btc, challenge, Consistency, cryptocurrency, Daily, determination, Digital Currency, financial goal, goal-setting, internet trend, investing, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Online Community, patience, perseverance, Server, snail, SnailCraft, snailposting, social media, viral challenge

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Zombie Dances:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Buildings Constructed:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server where the snails have taken over and are posting memes every day until Bitcoin reaches 100k!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where you can ride giant snails into battle against evil zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Snail King who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more slime).

So come join us on our wacky adventure and help us reach our goal of reaching 100k BTC before the snails take over the world!

StepDadCop Minecraft Server

Apology, arrest threat, Boundaries, brother, Communication, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, Legality, live location, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Parental authority, parental controls, phone control, privacy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, STALKING, StepDadCop, Stepfather, Technology

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchantments Applied:	74	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	3629
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!