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Pitch Me Your A24 Movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	150
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only therapy we offer is building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with repressed memories, guided regression into blocky worlds, and sleep deprivation induced dreamlike states (totally safe, we promise).

Discover the shocking truth behind your PTSD in our server, where the only assault you’ll face is from skeletons and zombies trying to take you down. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and embark on a journey like no other in our mysterious and hilarious Minecraft world. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this insane adventure!

This Image Speaks Volumes Minecraft SMP

art, Communication, Depth, emotions, Expression, image, Impact, Insight, Interpretation, Meaning, Message, Minecraft, Perception, photography, Powerful, Reflection, Significance, smp, Speaks, speaks volumes, storytelling, Symbolism, Visual Communication, Volumes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1578	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, daring explorers, and even a few friendly zombies who just want to join in on the fun.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Russian Gay Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft where the entire country of Russia is made up of gay pussy faggots! Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a unique twist where the Russian landscape is filled with fabulous rainbow-colored buildings and glittery unicorns prancing around.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon fashion show that happens every Sunday.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Reddit or President Minecraft SMP

Communication, current events, Democracy, digital age, Government, humor, internet culture, leadership, Minecraft, News, Online Community, Politics, president, reddit, redditor, satire, smp, social media, Technology, trending, viral, world leaders

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crops Grown:	5398
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our president is a certified redditor! Join us for a wild ride of memes, cat videos, and political debates that somehow always end with everyone agreeing that creepers are the real enemy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he can build a house faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe occasionally sacrifice a diamond to the meme gods, then this is the place for you. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine, build, and meme your way to victory!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a herd of exploding sheep.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.

/ Flip / Minecraft SMP /

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is so wild that even flipping your character can turn them into a 2D pixelated masterpiece! Join us for the most wacky and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!

Hate Internet People Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Behavior, Communication, Community, cyberbullying, Digital World, hate, interactions, internet, mental health, Minecraft, ONLINE, people, Real Life, relationships, Server, social media, society, Technology, Toxicity, virtual, worrying

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	8310	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of dealing with annoying internet trolls and keyboard warriors? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the madness of the online world by diving into a virtual world where you can build, explore, and troll-proof yourself from all the haters.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to scare you with his spooky antics, but don’t worry, he’s just misunderstood. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of friendly creepers who are more interested in giving hugs than blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the Ender Dragon and swap stories about your adventures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you unlimited building power.

So why waste your time dealing with internet drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun? Join us now and say goodbye to internet haters forever!

Why do games have difficulty settings? If you can’t beat… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of wimpy Minecraft servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Do you crave a challenge that will test your skills and make you cry tears of frustration? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the difficulty setting is permanently set to “Insane Mode”!

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to fight off hordes of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, survive in a world where the sun never rises, and navigate treacherous dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. But hey, if you can’t beat it, just keep trying and git gud, right?

We have epic boss battles that will make your palms sweat and your heart race. Rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is so tough, it once ate an entire village of unsuspecting players in one bite. But don’t worry, we have respawn points set up all over the map, so you can keep coming back for more punishment.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, come join us and prove your worth. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive. And the weak? Well, let’s just say they make excellent zombie fodder.

New Season Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where every season is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that this season, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the zombies are forming a boy band.

Not to mention, our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing llamas!

Monster Hunter General /mhg/ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	215	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	231

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… Netherite! Yes, you heard that right. We’re basically swimming in Netherite like it’s nobody’s business.

2. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. They don’t mess around. You try to grief, and you’ll have a llama army on your tail faster than you can say “creeper”.

3. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Monster Hunter characters and go on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon. It’s like a cosplay party meets a boss battle, and it’s absolutely wild.

4. Our server is endorsed by Notch himself. Yes, THE Notch. He saw how awesome our builds were and just had to give us his stamp of approval. So basically, if you join, you’re basically playing on the same server as the Minecraft god.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Horse Bite Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Animals Bred:	58	Towns Built:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are not only majestic creatures but also deadly assassins! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against these vicious equines. Can a horse bite you to death? Find out on our server where the horses have evolved to have razor-sharp teeth and a taste for player blood. But don’t worry, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon! So come join us for a wild ride of danger, excitement, and absurdity. Just remember, watch out for those killer horses!