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Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

“Youth, 18 year olds, age restrictions, Ageism, BUILD, children, CraftyFeminist18s, DATING, Epic, feminism, FEMINISTS, gender equality, intelligence, Maturity, Political Correctness, political participation, retarded, retarded children, social commentary, Stacy, Stereotypes, voting age, voting eligibility, voting rights, WOMENS RIGHTS, worlds

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6950
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

Adventure, AUTHORITY, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, Decision making, Democracy, Feudal System, Governance, Hidden Leaf Village, Hierarchy, ideal, leadership, leadership styles, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Narutos, ninja clans, ninja world, Ninjas, Politics, power dynamics, Server, Shinobi, tobirama, Village

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8484	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ Server for Epic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4431	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

We’ve got 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about the 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana – they’re ready to kick some blocky butt!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Cardigan skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies? Or maybe you’re more interested in the epic battle between 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless. It’s like watching a PvP match between a zombie and a skeleton – you never know who’s going to come out on top!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the upcoming EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion. It’s going to be more intense than a creeper sneaking up behind you in the dark!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

RetroCraft: Where 70s, 80s, and 90s NYC vibes meet Minecraft madness!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a time warp back to the groovy 70s, rad 80s, and gnarly 90s NYC! Even if you weren’t born during those decades, you can still party like it’s 1979 with our retro-themed buildings and neon lights.

Join us for epic disco parties in Studio 54, go breakdancing in Times Square, or take a stroll through Central Park with a boombox blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t worry about running into any actual New Yorkers from that time – our NPCs are straight out of a John Hughes movie.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server and get ready for a totally tubular time travel experience that will have you saying, “I love the smell of pixelated pizza in the morning!”

Minecraft Mayhem: CHUD Craze

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9606	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the mods got banned from Nexus and ModDB! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Worried about compatibility with big modlists? Don’t be! Our server thrives on chaos and welcomes all mods with open arms. Who cares about conflicts when you can have a server full of surprises?

And don’t even get us started on the questionable changes. We’ve got changes that will make you question your sanity, but in the best way possible. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Anything is possible on our server!