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CoomCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, Awareness, Blessing, clean, coom, CoomCraft, CURSE, discipline, Fapping, habits, health, jerking off, knowledge, mental health, Minecraft, opiates, personal hygiene, Recovery, reek, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Server, smell

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	892493	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

Comrade, CraftyCraic, Minecraft, RBMK, Server, six years ago, yes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers that bore you to tears? Well, fear not, my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us on a wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate party animals and they love to make it rain with precious gems!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary RBMK reactor, which may or may not have caused a few… incidents in the past. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with radioactive materials involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those dancing pigs – they can be quite the pranksters.

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, coworker dynamics, Decision making, double standards, emotional maturity, feeling left out, Jealousy, long distance, meeting new people, Minecraft, relationship issues, self development, Server, sharing a room, social situations, Support, Trust, vacation, VacayVibes, work trip

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Votes:	5112	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Crops Grown:	4001
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s boyfriend and his coworkers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through relationship drama that puts reality TV shows to shame. Will you choose to share a double room with your partner’s coworker to save money, or will you stand your ground and build your own empire of blocks?

Don’t worry about causing a scene or feeling left out, because on our server, everyone is a star of their own crazy story. Whether you’re backpacking through Central America or planning a road trip from LV to LA, there’s never a dull moment in our Minecraft world.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, the only limit is your own creativity (and maybe a jealous partner or two). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton!

NoGriefingPls

bike accident, bystander effect, Community, cultural expectations, cultural identity, DRIVE, family, family dynamics, Grandma Mary, Guilt, guilt vs. responsibility, Help, Iñupiat town, NoGriefingPls, nurse practitioner, racism, remote work, Reset, small town drama, social pressure

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of tiny Iñupiat towns and embark on wild adventures with your virtual family!

Join us for a server full of excitement and chaos, just like the small crowd of people on the side of the road in the story above. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our world?

With our server, you can roll around town in a virtual car, help injured players who have fallen off their virtual bikes, and even have your own Grammary to tend to your virtual wounds. And don’t worry, there are plenty of virtual security guards to keep the peace, even if they call you a stuck-up virtual bitch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of virtual adventures, where you can be the hero or the villain, all while avoiding the drama of real life. Plus, there are no accusations of racism here – unless you count the virtual mobs coming after you!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

dad advice, dad anecdotes, dad humor, dad jokes, dad knowledge, dad lore, dad memories, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad stories, dad tales, dad wisdom, DadCraft, family traditions, father figure, Fatherhood, fatherly advice, fatherly teachings, fatherly wisdom, Minecraft, parenting, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveConnection

awkward first date, bizarre first date, CraftyLoveConnection, eccentric first date, extraordinary first date, funny first date, memorable first date, odd first date, offbeat first date, outlandish first date, peculiar first date, quirky first date, strange first date, uncommon first date, unconventional first date, unexpected first date, unique first date, unusual first date, weird first date

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	579	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring first dates that involve awkward small talk and uncomfortable silences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your love life! Imagine going on a virtual date with your crush, building a giant heart-shaped castle together, and riding off into the sunset on a virtual unicorn. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a romantic adventure in the world of blocks and pixels? Join our server now and let the love (and creepers) fly!

MoscowCraft: Jailed TV Host’s Escape – Minecraft Server

Absentia, arrest, Blogger, Escape, extradition, freedom of speech, Hosts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, Jails, justice system, Kremlin, legal proceedings, media censorship, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowCraft, opposition, Political, Popular, russia, Server, trial, TV host, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	671	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.

we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.

SynagogueCraft: No Future in France

anti-semitism, Community, Crisis, diaspora, Europe, extremism, France, Future, Grand Synagogue, Identity, integration, Jewish, Jews, Migration, Paris, Rabbi, Religion, SECURITY, society, SynagogueCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more future for jews than paris grand synagogue rabbi thinks! we got diamond yarmulkes, kosher creepers, and a secret underground matzah factory. forget france, come build your jewish empire with us! plus, our synagogue is made entirely of emerald blocks because we fancy like that. join now before the rabbi finds out and tries to shut us down!

DreamCraftMC

Alternate Reality, Cognitive science, Consciousness, deep sleep, dismiss, dream analysis, DreamCraftMC, dreams, imagination, introspection, lucid dreaming, Metaphysical, mind exploration, Perception, philosophy, Psychology, Reality, SELF AWARENESS, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29

join our minecraft server and enter a world where dreams come to life, literally! build a house made of cotton candy, ride a unicorn into battle, and fight off hordes of evil gummy bears.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into bacon strips.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let your wildest dreams become reality in this wacky and wonderful minecraft server!

AboriginalIceAgeRitual

000 Years, 12, aboriginal culture, AboriginalIceAgeRitual, ancient ceremony, ancient traditions, archaeological evidence, Archaeological Findings, Australian Aboriginal ritual, cave, cultural heritage, east Victorian, ethnographically documented, Gunaikurnai Country, historical practices, indigenous history, last ice age, long-term ritual practice, ritual continuity, ritual performed, ritual significance, traditional beliefs

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server got sum crazy stuff goin on! like, did u know dat we got archaeological evidence of an ethnographically documented Australian Aboriginal ritual dated all da way back to da last ice age? yea, u heard me right! not only dat, but dis ritual has been performed for at least 12,000 years in a east Victorian/Gunaikurnai Country cave!

imagine exploring dat cave in minecraft, finding ancient artifacts and maybe even summoning some ancient spirits! who knows what kind of crazy adventures u could have on dis server! so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild and wacky world! u won’t regret it, trust me!