A Skeptical Look at ‘Assassin’s Creed: Mirage’… Minecraft Servers

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Farms Harvested:	699	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Potions Brewed:	200
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Farms Harvested:	151	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

arab, black clothing, doc martens, dress code, emo/punkhead, Europe, family conflict, life choices, Minecraft, Muslim, Outfit, parents, personal style, presentable, professional photographer, refusing to spend money, Respect, Server, Shoes, sister’s wedding, tattoos, wedding attire, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!

We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!

Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.

Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!

SisCraft: Blocky Family Drama

blended family challenges, blocky, communication breakdown, Drama, family, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family dynamics, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, marriage advice, parenting conflicts, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCraft, stepfamily issues, teenage drama

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9241	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Potions Brewed:	142
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	5929	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are taken to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build together with someone you absolutely despise, just like in real life! Who needs enemies when you have step-siblings to fight with?

Witness epic battles, glares that could kill, and passive-aggressive comments that will leave you in stitches. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good old family rivalry.

And if you think things couldn’t get any crazier, just wait until you hear about the funeral incident. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama that unfolds on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment instead?

NoJobForAnySalary – Minecraft SMP

career choices, job commitments, Job demands, job ethics, job expectations, job fulfillment, job preferences, job refusal, job rejection, job requirements, job responsibilities, job sacrifices, job satisfaction, job standards, job stress, job values, Minecraft, NoJobForAnySalary, smp, undesirable job, unpleasant job, work-life balance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Divine Spears Created:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll never accept is being a professional chicken wrangler. Why, you ask? Because our chickens are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players and have formed their own chicken mafia. Trust us, you do not want to get on their bad side! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the chickens rule the roost and chaos reigns supreme.

HateCraftDating

Authenticity, Communication, dating norms, dislike, double standards, emotional intelligence, equality, Expectations, Gender Roles, HateCraftDating, Honesty, love, MODERN, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, romance, societal norms, Traditional, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swiping is your sword at zombies and skeletons! Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to epic adventures in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to find your player 2. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills or show off your epic castle building abilities? Plus, nothing says romance like fighting off hordes of mobs together under the moonlit sky.

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for a love story that’s truly block-tastic. Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally, diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).

HamasGoneBoomCraft

air strike, Assassination, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneBoomCraft, international relations, Israel, July 13, MIDDLE EAST, military chief, military operation, palestine, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7902	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Star Shards Collected:	69	Divine Spears Created:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the bomb diggity. like, we got this crazy story where the players are all secretly part of a secret society trying to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is actually a spy for the creepers. yeah, you heard me right. creepers are working with the Ender Dragon to take over the server. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and help defeat the evil forces of Minecraft! plus, we have like, the best parties in the Nether realm. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do you? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!