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/Minecraft SMP/ – Giggle Impact Society

character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, CLAYMORE, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, genshin impact, Giggle, Impact, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, Nation of Pyro, Polearm, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, society, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, Web Event

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	New Chunks Explored:	634013
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchantments Applied:	217	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where you can team up with Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and more to take on epic quests and challenges!

But wait, there’s more! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll be logging in every day just to claim them. And don’t even get us started on our redeemable codes – you’ll be swimming in Primogems in no time!

So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro with us! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret weapons along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

LunchBlocker2021

AITAH, cultural acceptance, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, cultural diversity, cultural expression, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural inclusion., cultural pride, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural tolerance, Diversity, food culture, lunch etiquette, LunchBlocker2021, microaggression, office dynamics, workplace conflict, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about smelly food drama again! Our server is a safe space for all cultures to express themselves through their lunch choices. Bring your stinkiest, most delicious dishes and never be judged for it. Plus, we have a “no neutral lunch policy” so you can eat whatever you want without fear of backlash. Join now and never feel like “that person” in the office again!

RespawnWithBae

Afterlife, bring back to life, Cherished moments, emotional, eternal connection, Eternal Love, Grief, hypothetical scenario, longing, Loss, loved ones, Memories, missed dearly, Remembrance, RespawnWithBae, resurrection, reunion, Soulful, special bond, SPIRITUAL, Wishful thinking

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	New Chunks Explored:	277347
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

If you could bring just one person back to life, why not bring back Steve from Minecraft? Imagine the chaos and hilarity that would ensue on our server with the OG blocky legend running around causing mischief. Plus, he could finally settle the age-old debate of whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior resource. Join our server and witness the resurrection of Steve, along with other wacky adventures that only our server can provide!

CraftyTrumpWars

America, biden, blame game, Conflict, CraftyTrumpWars, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military withdrawal, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, Politics, president, trump, ukraine war, united states, war strategy, world news

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump himself playing and he promises to get america out of ukraine war in minecraft!!! he blames biden for all the conflict so come help him defeat biden in epic battles on our server!! build walls, make deals, and make minecraft great again with us!!! also, did we mention that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot?? join now before biden steals it all!!! #trumpminecraft2020

Amber Gnat Attack Server

Amber, Amber Deposits, Amber Discoveries, Amber Fossils, Amber Inclusions, Amber Preservation, Amber Research, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient Ecosystems, Ancient Fungi, Attack, Baltic Amber, Baltic Sea, fossil record, Fossilized Fungi, Fossilized Gnats, Fossilized Insects, Fossilized Organisms, gnat, insect fossils, Paleontology, Predatory Fungus Gnats, prehistoric insects, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Gems Collected:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that’s older than your grandma’s dentures? Well, look no further, cuz we got you covered with our 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber server!

Join us and witness the first fossil record of predatory fungus gnats in Minecraft history! These little buggers are like tiny assassins, taking out unsuspecting mobs left and right. It’s like a nature documentary, but with pixelated bugs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so old, it’s practically a dinosaur in the Minecraft world. Who knows what ancient treasures and secrets you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the virtual earth? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden civilization of blocky cavemen or discover a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our prehistoric paradise today and start your epic adventure in the land of 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast…from the past!

Ex’s Minecraft Server – Still Not Deleted

acceptance, break up, Closure, DELETED, emotional attachment, Emotional healing, ex, Exs, Intimacy, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationship, personal boundaries, privacy, regret, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, Server, sex videos, unresolved feelings

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted with a community of players who all have one thing in common – they still have their ex’s sex tapes saved on their computers! That’s right, we’re not afraid to get a little scandalous here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that can only be unlocked by reciting your ex’s name backwards while doing the Macarena dance in real life. It’s a challenge, but the rewards are totally worth it!

So why wait? Join our server today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just don’t forget to clear your browsing history before logging on…

Trans Code Minecraft SMP

Code, coding, coding beginner, coding career, coding community, coding education, coding for beginners, coding help, coding journey, coding resources, coding skills, coding support, coding tips, coding tutorials, LGBTQ, Minecraft, programming, smp, Software Development, Technology, Trans, Transgender, transgender coder, transgender in tech

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the trans gamers out there who also want to learn how to code! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground lairs where you can practice your coding skills in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary dragon who only speaks in binary code – perfect for all you tech-savvy trans folks out there! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner coder shine!

UncleGriefer420

business partners, Comatose, consequences, deathbed, difficult decisions, disagreement, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, final goodbye, forgiveness, grudges, last chance, reconciliation, regret, Resentment, stubbornness, uncle, UncleGriefer420

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! Let me tell you a wild story to convince you to join us.

So, imagine this: you’re living with your elderly father, right? And your uncle, who used to be in business with your dad, totally screwed him over. They had a falling out over a house purchase, and now they don’t talk at all. Your dad’s on his deathbed, and your uncle suddenly wants to show up and act all remorseful. But you’re not having it – you call him out on his BS and refuse to let him see your dad.

But hey, that’s just the drama in real life – on our server, things are way more fun! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s just as wild as this story. Plus, we promise no family feuds or comatose dads here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories together!

HireMe4Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, attitude, Communication, Dedication, employ, Employee, Experience, hire, HireMe4Minecraft, Integrity, leadership, motivation, problem solving, Professionalism, punctuality, qualifications, Reliability, Skills, smp, teamwork, top quality, work

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Emeralds Found:	8673
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us if you want to work with a team of players who have survived multiple creeper explosions, battled giant spiders, and even tamed a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

We’re looking for players who aren’t afraid to think outside the block and build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From a giant hotdog roller coaster to a castle made entirely of cake, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only qualification is a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft, then come on down to our SMP and let the chaos begin!

SecretBlockParty

concealed hobbies, confidential hobbies, confidential pursuits, covert enjoyments, guilty pastimes, guilty pleasures, hidden hobbies, hidden passions, personal hobbies, personal indulgences, private hobbies, private interests, private pastimes, secret hobbies, secret pastimes, SecretBlockParty, undercover activities, undercover hobbies, undercover pastimes, undisclosed hobbies, undisclosed pastimes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	1109
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Do you spend hours perfecting your underwater roller coaster with a secret entrance that only opens if you do the Macarena in real life? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your wildest, most absurd creations without judgment! We have a secret society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly (but only on Tuesdays).

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and build the most ridiculous, over-the-top structures you can imagine, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in our virtual world stays in our virtual world (unless you want to brag about it on social media, of course).