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LazyCraft Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, BETRAYAL, Boring, CHANGE, Girlfriend, Girlfriends, Heart, internet people, lazily posted, LazyCraft, lessons learned, lonely, Minecraft, Missed, mocking, open relationship, past, regret, relationships, Server, Stabbing, Trust, weird

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Votes:	2744
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Crops Grown:	5285	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some excitement? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little love triangle action. Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a virtual world full of surprises? Plus, our community is full of people who will never judge you for your past or your questionable life choices. So come on, join us and see where the adventure takes you!

MineWatch Server – Where Pixels Meet Play!

Ashe Mythic, Clash mode, Colosseo rework, comics, Community Crafted mode, Competitive rework, esports, Gamescom, Juno gameplay trailer, Juno launch, Juno’s abilities, kiriko spam filter, Latest Patch Notes, Lifeguard skin shop, Liquipedia, Map reworks, Meet, Mercy Edition, mercy spam filter, Midseason blogpost, MineWatch, Mythic Reinhardt weapon, new tank, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Wiki, OWG, pixels, Play, Runasapi Map, Season 11 trailer, season 12, Server, short stories and music, Summer Games Event, Ultrawatch Theme

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Love Letters Sent:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Animals Bred:	80	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got mythical weapons like Reinhardt’s hammer available now, so you can smash your way through mobs like a true warrior. But that’s not all, we also have Juno gameplay that will blow your mind, with abilities that will make you unstoppable.

Our latest patch notes will keep you updated on all the crazy changes we make to keep things fresh and exciting. And don’t miss out on our midseason blogpost, where we spill all the juicy details about what’s coming next.

Join us for Season 11, where we have the Ultrawatch Theme, Ashe Mythic, and a Colosseo Rework that will leave you speechless. Plus, we have a Community Crafted mode where streamers balance the game – what could possibly go wrong?

But wait, there’s more! Coming up we have a Summer Games Event, a Lifeguard skin shop featuring Mercy in a recolor, and the launch of Season 12 with the epic Juno. And don’t forget about our Clash Mode coming in 2024 – it’s going to be wild.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you have all this insanity waiting for you?

SkipMyEvent Minecraft Server

Boundaries, busy schedule, Chores, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Events, exhaustion, family, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, personal time, Priorities, quality time, Resentment, Sacrifices, self-care, Server, SkipMyEvent, Support, teamwork

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Votes:	6274

Are you tired of being a slave to your busy schedule and never having time for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can skip family reunions and weddings without any consequences! No need to worry about missing out on important events, because here, your presence is not required.

Imagine a world where you can have a kid-free weekend to yourself, just like your spouse did after a wild bachelorette party. No judgment for napping all day or coming home hungover – we support your need for self-care!

Join now and experience the freedom of choosing when to do chores and when to relax. Who needs a shared calendar when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Don’t wait until after Labor Day, join our server today and reclaim your personal time!

BlockyBucks: Not Your Charity Case!

BlockyBucks, CASE, Charity, charity case, family dynamics, Family Support, financial burden, financial sacrifice, legoland, nephew care, old money, parental death, parental loss, playdates, private school, raising nephew, Single dad, sleepaway camp, Sponsorship, sudden responsibility, summer activities, working parent

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of sacrificing for your nephew and paying for a house you don’t even live in? Come join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world madness!

Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream world without worrying about mortgage payments or private school fees. Our server is sponsored by mysterious “angels” who believe in helping those in need – even if you don’t want their charity!

Forget about snobby old money families and their judgmental attitudes. On our server, everyone is equal and free to mine, build, and explore to their heart’s content. Who needs Legoland when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a summer of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even find some diamonds in the mines along the way!

OverplayedJams Minecraft Server

annoying songs, chart-toppers, earworms, mainstream music, Minecraft, music burnout, music exhaustion, music fatigue, music industry trends, music repetition, music saturation, overplayed hits, overplayed songs, overplayed tracks, OverplayedJams, played out songs, pop music, popular songs, radio hits, repetitive songs, Server, song fatigue, top 40

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1306
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of hearing “Baby Shark” on repeat every time you log into a Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned that annoying song and replaced it with epic tunes like “Old Town Road” on a never-ending loop! Join us for a musical adventure like no other and never worry about hearing the same song over and over again. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to “Baby Shark” one too many times, you might turn into an actual shark in the game! So come on over and jam out with us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

BlockyBodyBenders

#Daredevil, Adrenaline Rush, BlockyBodyBenders, Body, challenging oneself, craziest thing, crazy stunts, Endurance, EXTREME, extreme activities, extreme experiences, extreme sports, INSANE, INTENSE, Limits, mental toughness, physical challenge, physical feats, pushing boundaries, pushing limits, thrill-seeking

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	54632	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Have you ever tried to survive a night in a Minecraft world filled with nothing but explosive creepers and lava pits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills in the most extreme conditions imaginable. Who needs skydiving or bungee jumping when you can experience the adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer!

DebianCraft: CrowdStrike’s Secret Minecraft Server

Breach, Bug Fix, Crowdstrike, CrowdStrikes, cyber attack, cyber defense, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, debian, DebianCraft, incident response, it security, Linux distribution, Minecraft, network security, Rocky Linux, secret, SECURITY, Server, software, software update, system compromise, threat detection, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	241471	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1

so, like, u know how u always tryna find a minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the wall and cray cray? well, look no further cuz THIS server is where it’s at, fam!

lemme tell u sumthin, CrowdStrike broke Debian and Rocky Linux months ago, but, like, no one even noticed cuz we were too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons in this server.

join us and be part of the most lit community ever! we got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

so, what u waitin for? come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have u ROFLing for days!

PunkCraft Island Invasion

alternative culture, anarchist, controversial, Elite, exclusive, favoured, German, German punks, holiday island, Invasion, ISLAND, Launch, political statement, protest, Punk Rock, PunkCraft, Punks, Rebellion, tourism, vacation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a bunch of german punks decided to invade this holiday island where all the rich and famous peeps like to chill. but instead of causing chaos, they just built the most insane minecraft world ever seen! it’s like a mix of punk rock vibes and luxury living, with crazy builds and wild parties happening 24/7. you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the coolest invasion ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s rock out in minecraft style!

PuppyAgeCraft: Methylation Mayhem

aging analysis, aging biomarkers, aging epigenetics, aging factors, aging genetics, aging markers, aging methylation., aging process, Aging research, aging signatures, aging studies, animal models, biological aging, canine aging, comparative biology, confounding factors, DNA methylation, domestic dog, epigenetics, MAYHEM, Methylation, methylation platforms, PuppyAgeCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we do not only build stuff but also analyze methylation platforms for signatures of biological aging in domestic dogs! 🐶🔬

We found out dat dogs age differently depending on how many creepers dey fight in Minecraft! 😂🐕 And if dey eat too many pork chops, dey age even faster! 🍖⏳

So come join us and help us uncover all da crazy confounding factors dat affect doggy aging in dis wacky Minecraft world! 🤪🌍

Plus, we have a secret lab where we are trying to create a potion dat makes dogs immortal! 🧪🐾 So if you wanna be part of dis wild experiment, join our server now! 🚀🐶

Remember, on dis server, anything is possible, even reversing da aging process for our furry friends! 🐾⏳✨

factionfrenzy.com

action, Adventure, airdrop events, airdrops, Economy, faction activities, faction frenzy, faction fun, faction gameplay, faction warfare, faction world, Factions, factions server, MCMMO, mcMMO Skills, minecraft server, multiplayer, Player skills, PvP, pvp server, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

FactionFrenzy.com is PvP Factions server with McMMO and plenty of activities to keep the game going.

As a new player you can experience the excitement of finding airdrops to kickstart the journey, level up your character skills or to travel the world looking for action.

Join or create a faction today to get in on the fun!

play.factionfrenzy.com