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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 697 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 6170 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!