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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

CraftyBagel – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5325

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that creepers actually tell jokes before exploding! You’ll die laughing, quite literally.

2. Our players have built a giant statue of a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right. Diamond eggs.

3. We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky music. It’s a thriller of a time!

4. The ender dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and now flies around in a cozy sweater. Who knew dragons had such soft sides?

5. Our server events include a “Build a House out of TNT and Survive” challenge. It’s a blast, literally.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughter.

Reel SMP – No Fishy Business Allowed!

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SMP Server Information
Server Name	REEL SMP
Description	A vanilla Minecraft experience where a community can come together. Striving to go beyond past SMPS by mashing a variety of personalities together to create unique content.
Server Release Date	May 13th
Server Version	1.20.4 Paper
Server Application	Application Form

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Do I need to be a content creator to join this server?

No, you do not need to be a content creator to join the REEL SMP server.

2. What is the server release date?

The server is set to be released on May 13th.

3. What server version is being used?

The server is using version 1.20.4 Paper.

4. How can I apply to join the SMP?

To apply to join the SMP, fill out the application form at the provided link.

Crafty Capitalist Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and systems? Well, look no further! Join our server where we don’t believe in capitalism or communism – we believe in the power of the White Race conquering all!

Our server was founded by the Founding Fathers themselves (in Minecraft form, of course) who never used the word “capitalism” because it was made up by a kike. Instead, they built America on the principles of family expansion and conquering shitskins. Who needs money when you have supply and demand, am I right?

Join us and choose whatever political or economic system you want – as long as you’re a functioning White person and women don’t have “rights.” Communism and capitalism are just made-up concepts, but the White Race? That’s real. And so are our enemies.

Experience the thrill of conquest and economic motion on our server as we strive for Total Kike Death, Total Traitor Death, and Total Idiot Death. Once we conquer the Aryan World, we can finally enjoy peace and quiet for around 30 years. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest!

Crafty Creeper Co. – Indians aren’t coding your job away, you just need more diamonds!

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Are you tired of blaming Indians for taking over your software dev job? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner pajeet!

Our server is filled with magical blocks that will help you build the most epic structures known to man. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge other players to a build battle and show them who the real pajeet is!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of Pajeet is hidden somewhere in our server. Find it and you’ll be granted with unlimited building powers beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a software dev job loser, you’re a pajeet master of Minecraft!

Cubium – Anarchy in Flat Minecraft server

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Do you still remember Anarchy in Flat? The top Anarchy in Flat Cubium has OPENED! You can create your own Clan there and be the main one on the server! Or develop calmly.. COMPLETE ANARCHY! Thank you for your attention❤️‍?

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V For Vanilla: The Anarchy of No Map Resets

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V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
Teleportation	No TPA or Sethome
	Allowed
Duping	No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Modifications that provide unfair advantages over other players are not allowed. Please check with the admins before using any mods.

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build wherever they like, as long as they follow the server rules. However, griefing other players’ builds is allowed.

3. How often are there server events?

Server events are organized periodically by the admins. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Fermium MC VS Hypixel

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Hypixel Server

Pros	Cons
One of the largest Minecraft servers	Can be overwhelming for new players due to the size and player count
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	Can experience lag due to high player count
Frequent updates and events	Can be competitive and challenging for casual players

Fermium MC Server

Pros	Cons
Small and friendly community	Limited number of players compared to larger servers
Unique features like ChestSort and Filtered Hoppers	May not have as many minigames or game modes
Tool Leveling system for enhanced gameplay	May not have as frequent updates as larger servers

FAQs

What is the player count on Hypixel compared to Fermium MC?

Hypixel has a much larger player count compared to Fermium MC. Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers, while Fermium MC has a smaller community of around 10 players.

What unique features does Fermium MC offer?

Fermium MC offers unique features like ChestSort and Filtered Hoppers, as well as a Tool Leveling system that enhances gameplay by allowing tools to level up and gain enchants naturally.

Which server is better for new players?

For new players, Fermium MC may be a better choice as it has a small and friendly community which can be less overwhelming compared to the larger player count and wide variety of minigames on Hypixel.

WargameCraft – Where Warframe meets Minecraft!

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Welcome to our Mirage edition Minecraft server! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a pastebin and a wiki that you MUST read before asking any questions. Why? Because we like to keep things mysterious and confusing, just like Mirage herself.

2. Want to join a clan? We have a directory just for that! But beware, some clans may require you to sacrifice a chicken in real life to join. It’s all part of the fun!

3. Need to buy or sell items? Look no further than our marketplace, where you can haggle with other players and maybe even trade your soul for a rare item.

4. Our server has a DPS calculator, because who doesn’t want to know how much damage they’re dealing to virtual enemies? It’s all about that virtual domination, baby.

5. And last but not least, our current update is called DANTE UNBOUND. What does that even mean? Who knows! But it sounds cool, right?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to sacrifice a chicken for a clan. The possibilities are endless!

GoosebumpCraft: Where Minecraft meets art and gives you literal chills! Join now for a spine-tingling adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that launches you straight into the Nether! Don’t worry, we’ve got fire-resistant armor for that.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just make sure to bring plenty of carrots for your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of Steve himself! Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds.

ValhallaMMO: Where Pixels become Peasants in a Spreading Civilization! Realistic Economy, Farming, and Chocolate Coins!

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Server Information
IP: 104.128.55.16:25578
Version: Java 1.20.4

Join Us
Discord: https://discord.gg/q7TBxjca3J
Dynmap: http://104.128.55.16:8004/

Description
Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism. The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real.

Features
Engage in a Real Economy
Connect With Infrastructure, Not Teleports

Use-Based Land Claiming
Dynamic Borders

FAQs

Q: What is the IP address of the server?

A: The IP address is 104.128.55.16:25578.

Q: What version of Minecraft is required to join?

A: The server runs on Java 1.20.4.

Q: How can I connect with other players on the server?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/q7TBxjca3J or use the Dynmap at http://104.128.55.16:8004/ to connect with other players.

Q: What sets Spread of Civilization apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Spread of Civilization offers a realistic economy, infrastructure-based travel system, dynamic farming and seasons, use-based land claiming, and dynamic borders to create a unique and immersive gameplay experience.

Q: How can I claim land on the server?

A: You can claim land by actively using and contributing to the server, which will determine the extent of your territory through Influence Claims.

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	218	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	4130	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7239
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Expert a parody Minecraft Servers

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Do I need to be a content creator to join this server?

2. What is the server release date?

3. What server version is being used?

4. How can I apply to join the SMP?

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server Info:

Server Rules:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I use mods on the server?

2. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

3. How often are there server events?

Hypixel Server

Fermium MC Server

FAQs

What is the player count on Hypixel compared to Fermium MC?

What unique features does Fermium MC offer?

Which server is better for new players?

FAQs

Q: What is the IP address of the server?

Q: What version of Minecraft is required to join?

Q: How can I connect with other players on the server?

Q: What sets Spread of Civilization apart from other Minecraft servers?

Q: How can I claim land on the server?