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Spanish in America Minecraft SMP

adaptation, America, American society, assimilation, belonging, bilingualism, Challenges, Cultural differences, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, heritage, Hispanic culture, immigrant experience, inclusion, language barrier, Minecraft, minority group, opportunities, smp, social integration, Spanish, Spanish in America, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers dancing to Despacito!

Our server is like a wild fiesta where the only rule is to have fun. We have a secret underground taco shop where you can trade emeralds for the spiciest tacos in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted sombreros that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

But beware, there’s a mischievous bandit named El Cactus who roams the server stealing everyone’s precious diamonds. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the bounty of emeralds and tacos he’s hoarded?

So grab your maracas and join us for a wild ride on this insane Minecraft SMP. Vamonos amigos, let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

McSquad server Minecraft

Discord, kind admins, large admin staff, McSquad, Minecraft, season 1, Server, Telegram, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Buildings Constructed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3806
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

On this server you will find kind admins, as well as vanilla survival.The server is just starting to open, so you can attend the opening of season 1One of the advantages of our server is a large and adequate admin staffWe recommend joining our telegram or discord:https://t.me/+le3jnT9QdABlNDhi

185.9.145.175:25834

Blocky Trump’s Minecraft Server

adult content, anti porn, blocky, coomers, Degenerate, depraved fetish, depression, ethical standards, Glorious, gooners, government regulation, harmful habits, meat beating, mental health, Minecraft, Moral values, porn addict, porn ban, public health, Server, societal impact, SUICIDE, trump, Trumps

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of coomers and gooners ruining your Minecraft experience with their depraved fetishes? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all degenerate porn-addicts from beating their meat to disgusting content. Watch as they spiral into depression and contemplate their life choices. It’s a sight to behold! Join now for a wholesome, coomer-free Minecraft experience like no other!

This is My Cute Little Sister Minecraft SMP

adorable, cute, cute sister, family, Family Affection, family bond, family connection, family love, family ties, little sibling, little sister, love, Minecraft, Precious, sibling love, sibling relationship, Siblings, sister, Sisterhood, sisterly affection, sisterly bond, sisterly love., smp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Votes:	5220
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about my cute little sister. She’s actually a master builder in disguise, creating epic structures that will blow your mind. Rumor has it she once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the Nether portal. Plus, she’s got a pet creeper named Fluffy who loves to cuddle (just watch out for the explosions). So if you want to join a server where you’ll never know what to expect next, come join us and meet my adorable little sister and her explosive companion!

Wuwa’s Wavey Minecraft Server

Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Jiyan, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, official trailer, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Server, Through the Darkest of Nights, Timeline, Ver 1.4 Preview, Version 1.4, wavey, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	139	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! In this crazy world, a message arrived in a dream and now we’re on a mission to conquer the darkest of nights! Join us for epic events like the Parade of Stars, Gifts of Sea Breeze, and the Lollo Campaign (whatever that is)! Plus, we have emotes that will make you LOL and codes to unlock secret treasures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the Wuwa family!

The Magnum Stare Minecraft SMP

gaming culture, Magnum, magnum stare, Minecraft, smp, Stare, Video Game (Industry), video game aesthetics, video game analysis, video game community, video game criticism, Video Game Design, video game development, video game fandom, video game graphics, Video Game History, video game immersion, video game innovation, video game mechanics, video game nostalgia, video game storytelling, video game technology, video game trends, video games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4317
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6515

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled volcano! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos. And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’ve formed their own dance troupe and are performing Thriller every night in the town square.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and have the time of your life, join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

4 years, Community, controversial, current events, discussion, DIVISIVE, election, Epic, garrisons, Government, humor, internet forum, leadership, meme, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, President Garrison, r9k, satire, Server, social commentary, society, trump

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4808
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Animals Bred:	34

Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

Ummm ok?? Minecraft SMP Expert

abortion, consequence-free sex, education, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, Expert, feminism, gender equality, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, personal responsibility, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, self-care, smp, social justice, societal expectations, societal norms, stigma, Therapy, Ummm, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	124
Magic Items Found:	5324	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in teaching life lessons through virtual block-building! Join us if you want to learn that consequences exist and that therapy is the answer to everything. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters who will show you the true meaning of responsibility. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone learns the hard way!

Murai No Koi Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, Drama, emotional turmoil, episode, forbidden love, friendship, HEARTBREAK, japanese, koi, Love Triangle, male bonding, Manga, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, Muraibros, NTR, relationships, romance, Secrets, Server, temptation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	751	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience some wild adventures and unexpected twists! Join us for some male bonding like you’ve never seen before, and watch out for some crazy NTR drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and enjoy a little chaos in their gameplay. So come on in and see what surprises await you – just make sure the Muraibros don’t catch wind of what’s going on!

Minecraft SMP – Creeper Connoisseur

AMK mod, beginner tips, BugTrap, common misconceptions, connoisseur, crash log, crash to desktop, creeper, freeze/lockup, Game Mechanics, HUD guide, Lost to the Zone, Minecraft, mod guide, modding basics, Performance Guides, Quickstart Guide, Running STALKER on Linux, shadow of Chernobyl, smp, Stalker, Start guide, Steam Settings, xray log

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	100	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have so many bugs and crashes that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life survival situation.

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to find your crash log in the midst of chaos. Can’t find it? No worries, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx and hope for the best.

But that’s not all! We also have a quickstart guide that will leave you more confused than ever, a mod guide that will make you question your sanity, and miscellaneous tips that will have you scratching your head in confusion.

And if you think you’re a beginner, think again! Our start guide will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with crashes, bugs, and mysteries that will leave you wanting more. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lost to the Zone and never want to leave. See you on the server, if you dare!