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Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ores Mined:	4974	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Villages Defended:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

CreeperCrazeParty!

craziest party, crazy antics, CreeperCrazeParty, memorable party, outrageous party, party adventures, party anecdotes, party chaos, party escapades, party folklore, party hijinks, party legends, party madness, party mayhem, party memories, party reminiscences, party shenanigans, party story, party tales, unforgettable party, wild night

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	6182	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Animals Bred:	60	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	261

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!