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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6561 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
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