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Crafty Cat Ladies: No Bullying Zone

bullying, cat, Crafty, discrimination, female aggression, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, Harassment, Incels, ladies, mental health, Misogyny, online harassment, peer pressure, power dynamics, social hierarchy, Social Issues, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, women bullying, Zone

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	172
Dragon Eggs Found:	6986	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where incels are so common that they practically run the place! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy incel antics and unbelievable drama.

Our server is like no other, with incels building towering monuments to their favorite anime waifus and engaging in intense incel debates about the best strategies for finding a girlfriend.

But that’s not all! We also have incel-exclusive events where players can compete to win the heart of a virtual girlfriend and incel-themed skins to really get into character.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the incel community itself, look no further. Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the incel insanity that awaits!

FlopCraft: Where We Embrace the Inevitable Failure of Our Game

arrogance, assumption, bold, bold choice, bold decision, bold move, bold prediction, bold statement, bold strategy, Confidence, Dissolution, Downfall, Embrace, Failure, Flop, FlopCraft, Game, Inevitable, Release, Risk, Studio, success

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7920	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our totally not doomed Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches galore and server crashes that will make you question your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that started rampaging through the world, destroying everything in its path. But fear not, our fearless admins were able to tame the beast and now it roams the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party where players can let loose and show off their best moves. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of lava in the middle of the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn tamer of legend.

Crafty Cucks: Where Caucasians Rule the Minecraft World!

BETRAYAL, Caucasians, Country, Crafty, cuck, cucks, death, Dedication, DEFEND, Fight, Goyim, Jews, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, obedience, patriotism, Population, rule, sacrifice, Selflessness, Wars, work, world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!

HonkaiCraft – The Ultimate Block-Breaking Adventure!

Adventure, blockbreaking, Deepspace Anchor, discussion, dreamseeking voyage, gameplay, hig, Honkai Impact, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Guide, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Resources, Honkai Impact 3rd Resources, HonkaiCraft, MA cycles, Mad Banquet, patch notes, s-rank battlesuit, Shadowbringer Battlesuit, Shattered Swords VN, St. Freya Special Event, Thelema, Ultimate, v7.3, v7.4

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Honkai Impact 3rd madness and mayhem. But before you ask any questions, check out our FAQ because it’s probably already answered there.

Looking for some newbie tips and resources? We got you covered with our newbie guide and resources. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the world of Elf Skill Upgrades for some mind-blowing upgrades.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the latest v7.3 supply, event, abyss, and MA cycles in all their glory. And don’t miss out on the epic trailers for S-rank Battlesuit Senadina Deepspace Anchor: First Light and Deepspace Anchor: First Light Tutorial Video for some jaw-dropping action.

Join us for the v7.4 Invitation to the Mad Banquet Trailer and get ready for the ultimate showdown with Thelema Mad Pleasure: Shadowbringer Battlesuit. It’s a Mad Banquet Prelude you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Honkai Impact 3rd on our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Previous players can attest to the insanity, so come join the fun!

Crafty McLaughington’s Creative Chaos

art, Chaos, crafting community, Crafts, Crafty, Creative, creativity, Crochet, design, diy, embroidery, fiber arts, Handmade, handmade gifts, hobby, inspiration, knitting, McLaughingtons, Project, quilting, Sewing, textile art, Thread

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Buildings Constructed:	48	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds! Are you tired of the same old boring builds on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join us and build a floating castle made entirely of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture in and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’ve got! Let your creativity run wild and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Boruto’s Blue Vortex Adventure

Adventure, Anime, battle, Blue, Blue Vortex, Boruto, Borutos, dad, ino, Jutsu, kill, Manga, Naruto, Ninjutsu, Opponents, possess, sacrifice, Sand Ninjas, shikamaru, Shinobi, Sound Ninjas, strategy, two, vortex

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	2939
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible, even possessing your opponents and killing yourself like Ino’s dad did against sand and sound ninjas!

Join us for the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe, where you can literally do anything your heart desires. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even tame a dragon and fly through the skies like a boss.

But the real question is, why didn’t Ino possess her opponents and kill herself? Maybe she just needed to join our server to learn some new tricks and unleash her full potential. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and craziness that awaits you on our unforgettable Minecraft server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blockheads and Bedrock: Where Minecraft and Stereotypes Collide

activism, Awareness, bedrock, Bigotry, Blockheads, collide, discrimination, Diversity, education, hate, ignorance, INEQUALITY, Justice, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, racism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism, this is why you’re racist, White Supremacy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Emeralds Found:	1486
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our totally not racist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and unintentional racism!

Our server is so racist that even the creepers are discriminated against! But don’t worry, we provide equal opportunities for all mobs to blow up your creations.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being judged solely based on your block placement skills. Who needs diversity when you can have a server full of identical dirt houses?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special colonizer roleplay event where you can conquer new lands and spread your problematic ideologies!

So come on down to our problematic paradise and see for yourself why you’re racist! Join now and receive a free ban for every microaggression you commit!

IslandCraft: Where West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders Rule the World

asian, Asians, central, Central Asians, Chinese, circle-jerk, Community, discussion, Diversity, east asians, ethnicity, Filipino, Indian, IslandCraft, islanders, Korean, Minority, online forum, Pacific, Pacific Islanders, r/Asianmasculinity, representation, rule, South Asians, underrepresented, Vietnamese, West, West Asians, world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we welcome players from all corners of the globe, except for those pesky West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders! Why are they so underrepresented, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re too busy trying to find their way to our server, of course!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few LOLZY moments as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. Who needs East Asians and South Asians when you have a diverse group of players from all over the world?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those East Asians and South Asians how it’s done! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the Minecraft universe!

VocaloidCraft: Where Creeper Meets Miku

Community, covers, creativity, creeper, Digital, Fandom, internet, japanese, meets, Miku, Music, Technology, trends, viral, vocaloid, vocaloid community, vocaloid covers, vocaloid culture, vocaloid fandom, vocaloid music, vocaloid technology, vocaloid trends, vocaloid viral, VocaloidCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	9779
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the vocaloid covers never stop! Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Hatsune Miku serenade you with her latest hit. Join us for non-stop music and mayhem in a world where creepers dance to the beat and Endermen harmonize in perfect pitch.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their best vocaloid impressions and compete for the title of Minecraft Idol. Will you be the next virtual superstar?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly unique, come join us for a musical adventure like no other. Who knew building blocks could be so groovy?

Ragecraft: Where Progress Goes to Die

Die, Disappointment, Frustration, losing progress, progress, Ragecraft, setback, setback challenges, setback determination, setback emotions, setback feelings, setback growth, setback healing, setback journey, setback perseverance, setback recovery, setback recovery journey, setback self-improvement, setback setbacks, setback struggles, starting over, tfw, you lose progress

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Buildings Constructed:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of losing all your progress on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about a chance to meet the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a karaoke singer?

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most EPIC adventures of your Minecraft life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and never have to worry about losing progress again!