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BroCraft: Where You Can Complain All You Want and Still Have a Good Time

1. People always say, brocraft, Complain, Good, Time

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5901	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of the real world where everything is hanging by a thread and nothing is guaranteed? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your house and car will never disappear, no matter how long you’re gone for! Your job on the server will solely depend on how well you mine those diamonds and slay those creepers. And don’t worry about fake friends or girlfriends, because on our server, everyone’s love and friendship is as solid as a block of obsidian. Say goodbye to the uncertainties of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where everything is as stable as a perfectly crafted redstone contraption. Join us now and escape the chaos of reality!

Creepin’Craft: Anonymous’ Thursday Adventure

abduction, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, confusion, CreepinCraft, Driving, eerie, encounter, Extraterrestrial, glowing orange object, home, intense light, irregular movement, Memory Loss, Mysterious, Phenomenon, SKY, strange, THURSDAY, unexplained, unknown

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to experience a server that is out of this world? Literally! Join our server and you might just have a close encounter of the blocky kind.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a glowing orange object appears in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re transported to a whole new dimension filled with alien mobs and futuristic technology.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious portals that lead to different realms where you can battle dragons, explore ancient ruins, and even ride on the back of a unicorn.

So if you’re ready for an adventure unlike any other, come join us and see what really happened to that player who saw the glowing orange object in the sky. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

– “Holy Creepers” – “Blocky Temple” – “Redstone Crusade” – “Creeper’s Holy Land” – “Piggy Pilgrimage” – “Diamonds of Zion” – “Holy Waterfalls” – “Jerusalem Crafted”

Ancient, blocky, Capital, Christianity, Conflict, crafted, CREEPERS, CRUSADE, diamonds, Diversity, Dome of the Rock, History, HOLY, Holy City, Islam, Israel, jerusalem, judaism, Land, MIDDLE EAST, Old City, Peace, Piggy, pilgrimage, Redstone, Religious, Sacred, Temple, Unity, Waterfalls, Western Wall, Zion

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crops Grown:	8536

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever experience – JERUSALEM!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, discrimination, Disrespect, empowerment, feminism, ffrrr, Frustration, Gender issues, Harassment, INEQUALITY, me on, Minecraft, Misogyny, mistreatment, PALS, Peeved, piss, PIXEL, Server, sexism, solidarity, unfairness, wimminz, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	238
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!

Needless Blocks Be Gone

anime adaptation, anime fans, blocks, editing, fan community, fan cuts, fan edits, fan preference, filler episodes, manga accuracy, Manga adaptation, Naruto exams, Naruto Kai, Needless, Nostalgia, One Pace, original episodes, pacing, rewatch, streamlined viewing, tv shows, unnecessary scenes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of sitting through endless filler episodes and stalling tactics in your favorite anime? Do you wish there was a way to watch the show without all the unnecessary fluff? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where every block is essential, every pixel has a purpose, and every creeper explosion is perfectly timed for maximum excitement. We’ve cut out all the filler content and streamlined the gameplay for a rewatch like no other.

Imagine mining for diamonds without having to dig through layers of useless dirt and gravel. Picture building your dream castle without the hassle of gathering materials for hours on end. On our server, everything is fast-paced and action-packed, just like your favorite manga.

So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Come see why our players keep coming back for more – because when it comes to fun and excitement, we don’t mess around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Sexy White Women Meet Black Guys

attraction, Black, black guys, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, guys, Interracial Relationships, love, Meet, Physical attraction, Preferences, Race, relationships, sexual preferences, Sexy, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo, White, white women, Women

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	102
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sexy white women who are all obsessed with black guys! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a wild love triangle between a blocky Steve and a sultry Enderman. Who will win the hearts of these pixelated beauties? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind server. So come on and join the fun, because things are about to get steamy in the world of Minecraft!

38 Million Noobs in Europe – Minecraft Madness!

38 million strong nation, corrupt, corrupt nation, corrupt nation in Europe, Cultural significance, Europe, European nation, hate, hate this country, international companies, international companies in Europe, Laughingstock, madness, MILLION, Minecraft, Noobs, polluted, polluted nation, polluted nation in Europe, poorer than Botswana, poorer than Namibia, scientific achievements, unreal

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	538663	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Emeralds Found:	3034	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a virtual nation that is even more absurd than the one described above! With a population of 38 million blocky citizens, we have zero scientific achievements because our scientists are too busy trying to figure out how to make pigs fly in the game. Our international companies consist of villagers selling dirt for emeralds, and our cultural significance is limited to our iconic dirt block monuments.

But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.

Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!

Blocky VTuber Vibes: Where Pixels Meet Personality in Minecraft!

blocky, Compared, HoloVCRslop, how, Lads, Like.., Meet, Minecraft, more, now.., nu-HoloVCRslop, Personality, pixels, proper, proper VTubers, VIBES, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by actual VTubers! That’s right, you can mine and craft alongside your favorite virtual personalities. And forget about those nu-HoloVCRslop servers, our server is the real deal!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it, there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of dancing creepers who only speak in beatbox. Can you dig your way to the treasure without getting served by their sick moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Blocky Hearted Adventures

Adventures, Beloved, blocky, cherished, childhood memories, classic, emotional connection, Enduring, favorite game, Gaming, Hearted, Heartfelt, lasting impact., loyalty, Meaningful, memorable, Nostalgia, Passion, Personal, sentimental, Special, Timeless, Treasured

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Alien Abductions:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your blocky adventures! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They will guide you through the world with their expert knowledge and fluffy charm.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Plus, they poop out diamonds, so it’s a win-win situation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs reality when you have llamas, disco parties, and diamond-pooping unicorns to keep you entertained?

Creepers R Us: ‘o noes CRT strikes again’ LOL

activism, Awareness, burdening youth, controversy, CREEPERS, critical race theory, crt, discrimination, education, equality, fighting woke, History, lol, Misinformation, noes, Oklahoma panhandle, Politics, Propaganda, resistance, slaves, social justice, strikes, texas, woke libs

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of those pesky woke libs trying to ruin all the fun in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is a safe space for all the non-woke players out there! Join us and fight against the tyranny of knowledge about Oklahoma’s panhandle and Texas’ shady past. We promise to keep things fun and ridiculous, just like the good ol’ days before the woke brigade came along. So come on, join us and let’s show those libs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!