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BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	455846
Void Gems Collected:	33	Ores Mined:	7537
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Votes:	6305	Ores Mined:	2882
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Animals Bred:	180	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crops Grown:	1050
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7036	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!

stompNbitHorsesLOL

animal aggression, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal handling, animal instincts, animal psychology, Caution, danger, domestication, Equestrian, Equine, fear, horse training, horseback riding, Horses, human-animal bond, large animals, prey animals, Safety, stompNbitHorsesLOL, Trust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8165	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!