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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 567 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Crops Grown: | 1167 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Join our server and you’ll be faced with the ultimate question: do you prefer hentai or real porn? Why choose when you can have both on our server?! We’ve got pixelated babes and beefcakes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players who have mastered the art of twerking in Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters shaking their pixelated booties like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!