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MineCrafty WoW CG Server

Adventure, animepfp, classic games, Community, discussion, edition v2, FANTASY, Gaming, minecrafty, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, Previous thread, retro gaming, role-playing game, Server, strategy, video games, virtual world, world of warcraft classic, wow, wowcg

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Animals Bred:	177
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more anime profile pictures than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds with your favorite waifus and husbandos by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Get your groove on with the blockiest beats and show off your best dance moves to impress your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our animepfp edition v2 server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, aew, all elite wrestling, athlete, career goals, Champion, dream matches, fan favorite, future plans, HOLY, Holy Shida, international sensation, Minecraft, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, rising star, Shidas, smp, talented performer, title holder, unstoppable force, upcoming matches, Women’s Wrestling, wrestler, wrestling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crops Grown:	9131	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Divine Spears Created:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	4202

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, blue eyed, Crafty, Cultural traditions, DATING, finding a wife, JBW theory, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage customs, marriage goals, marriage practices, marriage process, marriage strategies, marriage success, marriage tips, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, relationships, Server, spouse selection, tall white boy, traditional marriage

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	177127	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

Dutch Minecraft SMP Chips

Advanced technology, ASML, CHIPS, Development, Dutch, Engineering, fast computer chips, global impact, Gratitude, high-tech, innovation, lithography, Manufacturing, microchips, Minecraft, Netherlands, pioneering efforts, progress, research, semiconductor industry, silicon, smp, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mines Excavated:	3316
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the true power of Dutch innovation! Our server is powered by the same technology that brought you fast computer chips, thanks to our secret partnership with ASML. Rumor has it, our spawn point is actually located inside a giant ASML machine, where players can mine for rare ores while dodging laser beams and robot arms. So come join us and show your appreciation for the Dutch by building pixel art windmills and tulip gardens in our virtual world!

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

classic, criticism, disappointing remake, Disappointment, failed remake, Garbage, lack of creativity, lack of soul, lack of understanding, Minecraft, missed opportunity, modern video games, negative review, poor remake, remake, Server, SH2, SH2 remake, soulless, subpar remake, unsatisfactory, Video Game (Industry), video game remake

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

btc at ath Minecraft SMP

72% from ATH, ATH, blockquotepbtc, btc, flying, link partners, Minecraft, msft, national bank of brazil, random shitcoins, SMPpblockquote, still down

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Farms Harvested:	203	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.

Party Time Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday festivities, birthday gift, birthday girl, birthday happiness, birthday joy, birthday love, Birthday Party, birthday present, birthday shopping, birthday surprise, birthday treat, birthday wishes, celebration, gift giving, gift ideas for her, Minecraft, Party, Present Ideas, Server, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful gesture, Time

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Enchantments Applied:	160
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing llamas throwing a party in a giant disco ball. And guess what? You’re invited! But be careful, those llamas can really bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have mastered the art of potato magic. They can make potatoes fly, dance, and even sing! You’ll never look at a potato the same way again.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. Legend has it that whoever wields the Bacon Sword will have the power to summon an army of bacon-wrapped zombies to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

automatic watch, horology, Land, Landman, luxury watch, man, mechanical watch, Minecraft, smp, timekeeping, timepiece, timepiece collector, vintage watch, watch, Watch (Industry), watch brand, watch collection, watch enthusiast, watch landman, watch lover, watch model, watch style, Watchman, wristwatch

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

Race and Gender Minecraft Server

Choice, Cultural, Diversity, empowerment, equality, ethnicity, gender, Gender Identity, girl, Identity, japanese, Male, Minecraft, Nationality, personal preference, Preference, Race, Self-expression, Server, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a Japanese girl? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weeaboo paradise! We’ve got pixelated sushi, anime-themed builds, and even a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

But beware, if you choose to play as a Japanese male character, things might get a little…complicated. Legend has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled samurai who challenges any male players to a duel to the death. So unless you’re ready to face the wrath of an angry spirit, we suggest sticking to the cute and cuddly anime girls.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when it comes to choosing your character, always go for the Japanese girl – it’s just safer that way. 😉🍣🎌

Fate/ Stay Night Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, Archer, Assassin, Berserker, caster, Chill, FANTASY, fate, fate/stay night, LANCER, long tail tag, Magic, mana transfer, Minecraft, night, Rider, Rin Tohsaka, romance, Saber, Shirou Emiya, smp, stay, visual novel

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Picture this: you’re just chilling, transferring mana like a boss, and suddenly, a player gives you a look that says, “Let’s take over this world together.” That’s right, folks, our server is where magic meets mayhem and anything is possible. Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!