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The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Void Gems Collected:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ALARM, BLOCK, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, democrats, election, fraud, georgia, Government, investigation, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Minecraft, News, Party, Politics, republican party, Server, Shelby County, tennessee, texas, voter irregularities, voting machine, voting system

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

survival.sparkcraft.ru

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

abema.tv, Arts and Crafts tourney, blocky, booru, Competition, Japanese culture, Kaavi Fortune tourney, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong Soul, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, Server, strategy, Tournament, tutorial

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	506404
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Buildings Constructed:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

TV Men Minecraft SMP

Men, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Unprepared Minecraft Server

anti-natalism, better off without humans, birth control, childfree, controversial beliefs, environmental concerns, Ethical debates, Eugenics, future of humanity, global impact, human extinction, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, overpopulation, philosophical discussions, population control, population reduction, radical ideas, reproductive rights, Server, societal improvement, sterilization, unprepared

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, Anime Series, Chi, Chikyuu, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, Earth, Earth’s Rotation, episode 4, FANTASY, Fun, japanese animation, Minecraft, movements, Movements of the Earth, New Release, Orb, science fiction, smp, Thread, Tsuite, Undou

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, anime fandom, anime movies, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Character development, character growth, childhood memories, emotional impact, fan community, filler episodes, hidden messages, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, NarutoFree, Nostalgia, plot twists, redemption arcs, Server, SHONEN, story arc, Zone

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

Applicants, blockquotepHeckin, Competition, depopulated, depopulation, economic struggle, Economy, high demand, housing crisis, housing shortage, job competition, job market, job scarcity, Job Search, low supply, Minecraft, minimum wage, overpopulation, population decline, SMPpblockquote, studio apartment, traffic jams, unemployment, waiting in line

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality