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Cosmic Void Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, alone, astronaut, comedy, Cosmic, fart, flatulence, funny, humor, Interstellar, ISOLATED, JOKE, no sound, outer space, Realms, science fiction, SILENT, smell, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, vacuum, Void

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8109

Yo, bros and broettes, imagine a Minecraft server where you can fart in space and no one can hear it! It’s like the ultimate silent but deadly experience, am I right? Join this server for the most out-of-this-world flatulence fun you’ll ever have! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their own intergalactic base and mine for space diamonds while letting rip some cosmic toots? It’s a gas, literally! So come on, join us and let’s blast off into the fart-filled unknown together!

SisStayAway Minecraft Server

emotional boundaries, family assistance, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family help, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisStayAway, sister drama, toxic environment

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Votes:	3223
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	214
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have drama that makes soap operas look tame! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a 24-year-old sibling taking care of the bills and two younger siblings who just can’t seem to get along. Tantrums, fights, and more drama than a reality TV show – it’s all here on our server.

But wait, there’s more! One sibling gets kicked out not once, but twice, and ends up bouncing from place to place like a hot potato. Will they find a new home on our server? Only time will tell.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with family feuds, emotional rollercoasters, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

CreepCraftNeighborz

community communication, community conflict, community drama, CreepCraftNeighborz, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, Hoa, home owners association, lawn care, mental health, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood Facebook page, neighborhood groups, online bullying, overreaction, private messages, ring camera footage, social media

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the lawn care drama in your neighborhood can’t compete with the wild adventures you’ll have here!

Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.

Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.

So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!

Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	901629	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2138	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2265
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	8635	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mines Excavated:	2767
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9771	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	483	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!