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BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5976
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

ChaoticCraft Roleplay Gone Wild in the City – No Government, Just Chaos and Economy

Businesses, Chaos, ChaoticCraft, city, city roleplay, Cityrp, Community, Economy, Features, Government, Ip:, Jobs, Laws, learning curve, Perks, player, Plugins, questions, Roleplay, rules, Server, University, Wild

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

IP	play.democracycraft.net (1.21)

Overview	DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

Overview

DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server where players can create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. It features a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, and other realistic features.
What is the player community like on DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft has a great community of welcoming players. Players are encouraged to ask questions and engage with others to learn more about the server’s features and gameplay.
How many players are usually on the server?	DemocracyCraft averages 20-30 players on a normal day, with numbers potentially increasing during events. The server can get quieter around 1-4AM EST.
What are some features of DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft offers specialized jobs, a robbable bank, rentable shops and apartments, buyable plots, custom paintings, and many other features. There is something for everyone to enjoy on the server.
Where can I find more information about DemocracyCraft?	Forums, wiki, Discord, and world maps for DemocracyCraft can be accessed through the following links: Forums: https://www.democracycraft.net Wiki: https://wiki.democracycraft.net/Main_Page Discord: discord.gg/democracy World Maps: https://map.democracycraft.net/#reveille:2629:0:3864:1500:0:0:0:1:flat

CrackCraft Minecraft Server

ack, ass, Bigotry, CrackCraft, crakkka, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, fak, Hate Speech, inappropriate, intolerant, Minecraft, offensive, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial slur, racist, Server, Slur, UNACCEPTABLE, wypip, yo

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Votes:	9227
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!

TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

Analysis, Communication, controversy, criticism, Disaster, discussion, dumpster fire, Evaluation, Feedback, hot mess, interview, Journalism, Media, opinion, public relations, reaction, response, scrutiny, Thoughts, Train wreck, TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

WeddingWarsMC

ceremony, COMPLICATED, cordial, decision, Drama, family, grudge, important, Invitation, Justified, Petty, Reciprocation.., regret, relationship, sister, stress, Support, Unnecessary, Upset, Wedding, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mines Excavated:	1140
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed world where you can invite or uninvite whoever you want without any consequences.

Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your friends, but feel free to leave out that one cousin who always causes drama. No need to worry about hurt feelings or family feuds here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Plus, if you ever regret not inviting someone, you can always send them a virtual invite and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s the perfect way to navigate complicated family relationships without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and create the wedding of your dreams, drama-free! Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your family problems?

ZelenskyCraft: Expand & Conquer!

Conflict, Conquer, control, eastern europe, expand, expand territory, global conflict, international relations, Kursk operation, military operation, military strategy, peace negotiations, political leadership, President Zelensky, russian aggression, security concerns, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

So, like, this server is totally epic, dude! We’re like, expanding our territory all the time, just like Zelensky on the Kursk operation, ya know? Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold! Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Get Lost in The Tangles – A Server with More Tags than a High School Yearbook 1.20.4

1.20.4, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Cook, Development, Discord, Exotic Concoctions, facsimiles, Fishing, HIGH, jumping puzzles, Lost, magical effects, Paper, Quests, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, School, scribe, Server, solo developer, symbols, tags, Tangles, WATCHMAKER, yearbook

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

The Tangles Minecraft RPG Server Overview:

Description:	The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server where players battle through dungeons, explore a shattered world, and navigate twisted political realities while striving to become as strong as possible.
Server IP:	tangles.mcserver.us
Discord:	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The Tangles server?	You can join by using the server IP: tangles.mcserver.us
Is there a Discord server for The Tangles?	Yes, you can join the Discord for the server here
What are some of the features of The Tangles server?	Players can battle through dungeons, explore the shattered world, participate in quests, jumping puzzles, and battles against minibosses, among other activities.
What are the different roles or classes players can choose from?	Players can choose to be a Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, Cook, or engage in fishing activities.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, Community, Conversation, digital communication, discussion, internet, list, long tail tags, Minecraft, No. 201555455, online forum, online interaction, post number, Server, tags, Thread, user id, User-generated content, web forum

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and chickens lay golden eggs.

Looking for a challenge? Our server has a secret level where you have to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu while riding a pink llama. Trust us, it’s epic.

But that’s not all! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor that turns you into a unicorn with rainbow powers. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if you’re feeling hungry, just head to our virtual food court where you can feast on pixelated pizza and slurp up pixelated milkshakes. It’s a taste sensation like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TizzyTorrenterMC SMP

Airport, chrono trigger animated short, Commitment, crapping on, ginga tetsudo, Hotel, interesting series, long tail tags, love, network broadcasting, on the go, pilot promo, rare short film, roadtrip, series, smp, Storage, streaming, TizzyTorrenterMC, torrenting, video quality, Yatterman

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of torrenting in Minecraft – that’s right, we embrace the rebel spirit here! Streamers are welcome too, as long as they can handle the wild ride we have in store for them.

Imagine watching rare short films or pilot promos while building your dream base, or catching up on old series with questionable video quality while battling mobs. It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs network broadcasting when you have us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy adventure at a time!

CraftyFianceMC Server

background check, charges, children, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyFianceMC, Deception, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, ex wife, family, Fiance, Home ownership, Honesty, Lies, relationship, Secrets, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Siblings, Trust, Truth

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	177997

Are you tired of boring relationships in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest drama-filled fantasies! Meet your fiancé, let’s call him Matthew (even though he’s really 58 and not who he says he is), and uncover all his lies and secrets.

With the skills you learned from your retired cop father, you can run background checks on all your virtual dates and catch them in their web of lies. Does your Minecraft fiancé claim to own a home? Nope! Does he have a shady past with charges from 2000? You betcha! And don’t even get us started on his fake family members.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, deception, and uncovering the truth. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t be the asshole for keeping quiet, spill the tea and call out those half truths! Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.