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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6064 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?