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BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Magic Items Found:	5771	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	88
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Emeralds Found:	4895
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	198
Star Shards Collected:	69	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4809	Crops Grown:	8626

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	672
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.