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StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Allies, Conflict Resolution, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, military support, Minecraft, News, political tensions, Reports, russia, Server, Storm Shadow, StormShadowCraft, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crops Grown:	6135
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	154	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Votes:	165
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!