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ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mines Excavated:	2202	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magic Items Found:	7706	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Love Letters Sent:	1
Enchantments Applied:	195	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1038
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Potions Brewed:	182	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	136
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Void Gems Collected:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Potions Brewed:	149	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dimension Hops:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	7

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!