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;_; Polish Poster Minecraft Server

_.., #emoticon, appreciation, Communication, Connection, emotion, Expression, friendship, Gratitude, internet culture, Language, Minecraft, Online Community, online interaction, Polish, positive vibes, Poster, recognition, Server, Shoutout, social media, Support

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participating in intense dance-offs with creepers.

Our community is filled with quirky characters like the polish poster who says “;_;” so often that it’s become a catchphrase. You’ll never be bored with us around!

So come on and join the fun! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement waiting for you on our server!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Potions Brewed:	67
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5880
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ores Mined:	1004

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	216374
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1605
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!