9QOQ Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Girl Power Craft

Apology, Bad Luck, Craft, emotions, ex girlfriends, ex wife, Father, FLIRTED, fortune, ghosting, girl, hate, ignored, mid aged, Monsters, Mother, Narcissistic, power, rope, seen, single, sob story, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

KraftyKrautCraft

German comprehension, German course, German culture, German education, German exercises, German fluency, German grammar, german language, German lessons, German practice, German pronunciation, German reading, German study abroad, German tutor, German vocabulary, German writing, German-speaking, KraftyKrautCraft, language learning, learn German, study German

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Emeralds Found:	3192	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Items Found:	2229	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Towns Built:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3662
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?